A best friend, among other things, is the one person that you can tell everything to. And I mean everything. There are some things that only a true BFF would know…and you can trust her to take it all to the grave.
- The weird crush you have that no one seems to understand.
- The one guy you’ll always go back to no matter what.
- The stories of your rebellious teenage self.
- Every absolutely humiliating hook up story…
- …and who it was with.
- And specific details as to what happened.
- Your real number.
- What really happened the night you blacked out on your 21st birthday.
- Someone had to be there to recount it for you.
- How long it really took you to get over your ex.
- That you cry every time you watch Mufasa die in the Lion King.
- How much weight you really want to lose.
- Your secret love for one of the guys in your friend group.
- Actually, pretty much every guy you’ve ever had even the smallest crush on, ever.
- What you really look like when you first wake up.
- And that you always put on a little makeup when you spend the night with a guy.
- How you want to be proposed to.
- Someone’s gotta tell the poor guy.
- How good the sex really is.
- Every dirty, offensive, and/or otherwise inappropriate thought or comment you have or could make.
- What you actually spend your money on.
- Ahem, takeout and alcohol.
- The list of people you actually hate.
- The real version of the story you always lie about.
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