Admit it, you already binge watched every episode of the first season of Riverdale.
And these are probably all the thoughts you had
Wow, great fucking casting job…
Murder mystery...already interested.
Wait..Is that...Luke...Perry aka Dylan McKay?
Cheryl and Jason’s relationship is creeeeeeeepy
And they look too pale to be alive.
Ms Grundy’s kind of hawt!
And so are Archie’s abs...They’re a perfectly imperfect match.
But the hot teacher acts a bit sketchy
Although every character looks suspicious AF!
Specially Betty ’mom. Something’s definitely off with Alice Cooper
Actually all moms seem a little bit on the cray side
Speaking of cray, Chery Bloosom’s obsession with her brother is questionable #incest
But her taste in lipstick is on point, so I’ll look the other way
These girls are CONSTANTLY putting on makeup
5 min ago I thought Veronica was a manipulative bitch, but look at her now being all sassy and cool!
Am I team Betty or team Veronica? I’m both #friendshipgoals
But I want Veronica’s cheerleading moves and...ALL of her wardrobe
Speaking of wardrobe, Jughead is rocking that...crown?
Wearing Cat ears like Josie and the Pussycats should become a thing
And Betty’s ponytail should not
Still not buying that Archie has musical talents
At least not compared to the Pussycats
Ok...still not over Luke Perry playing a dad
Wait, what’s going on?
Betty, stop freaking me out!
Chuck + Sticky Maple = WTF
Gotta admit, Betty’s dark side caught me off guard
Need.to.know.what.happened to Jason Blossom
I’m loving all 50 shades of Jughead
OMG just realized Jughead is Ben ( Ross’ son ) from Friends!
I’m not sure who I want Archie to end up with but...
I’m definitely rooting for Betty and Jughead forever
This is drama, over drama, over drama...I’m hooked
But, I need to find out who killed Jason Blossom like right now.