Sex is a touchy subject (pun intended!) “Where do babies come from?” “What is ‘jacking off’?” “Should I wear 2 condoms?”
We asked our readers what were some of the funniest, strangest, craziest sex myths they’ve ever heard- or believed. These ‘WTF’ responses won’t disappoint!
1. ...That’s not how pregnancy works.
“I used to believe that if you were already pregnant and you had sex, you'd have twins and then however many times more, that's how many kids you would have.”
2. But… how does it fit!?
“When I was young, I asked how a guy could get it in there, because I had no idea that a penis became erect.”
3. Maybe the Brawny Man?
“I used to think that if you put a paper towel on his dick you can’t get pregnant- like who the fuck would put a paper towel on their dick.”
4. The Rabbit calls bull shit!
“I once asked my mom about masturbating and she said, ‘Ladies don't do that’.”
5. We see SOOO many things wrong with this one…
“To prevent getting preggers, my friends and I thought a Coca cola douche after sex would do the trick!”
6. That guy has one hell of an ego!
“A guy once asked me, ‘Could I be too big and bruise your uterus’?”
7. Surely, you don’t STILL believe this!
“I was always nervous I'd get pregnant by swallowing. But it has yet to happen…”
8. Liar, liar, pants on fire!
“Before I hit puberty, my mom told me that it was fun to get your period. It made you feel womanly and sexy...Hahaha hahahaa”
9. Hot tubs are essentially just petri dishes!
“You can't get pregnant if you have sex in a hot tub! Right?”
10. HOW many holes??
“My boyfriend asked me if I needed to take my tampon out to pee…”
11. Gravity is NOT birth control!
“It's okay if he cums in you as long as you stand up right after.”
12. Maybe if your man’s a gardener...
“My mom told me that a man gives a woman he loves a seed (I was envisioning an apple seed or a pill, not cum) and that's how they have babies.”
13. Divine Intervention.
“It's up to God to give you a baby so it doesn't matter with the timing of the month or any of that. Just let God give you kids and don't worry about preventing anything.”
14. Poppop will NOT be impressed!
“I was told every time I would have sex my dead grandparents could see everything.”