1. What’s in a man’s pants that you won’t find in a girl’s dress?
Pockets. You're so twisted.
2. What’s long and hard and has cum in it?
A cucumber. Ew, man.
3. You play with me at night before going to sleep. You can’t get caught fiddling with me at work. You only let a select few people touch me. What am I?
Your phone. You sick freak.
4. What’s a four-letter word that ends in “k” and means the same as intercourse?
Talk. Got you !!!
5. I start with a “v” and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I?
6. Your finger fits right in it. You play with it when you're bored. Once you're married, you're stuck with the same one forever. What is it?
A ring! Get your mind out of the gutter!
7.What goes up, lets out a load, and then goes back down?
An elevator. You're a disgusting human being.
8.What's made of rubber, handed out at some schools, and exists to prevent mistakes?
Erasers. Safety first, kiddos!
9. People think these are better when they're longer, but short ones can be really powerful, too, and there is totally such a thing as TOO long. And Mr. Donald Trump Loves it. What are they?
10. What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" and is the hottest part of the movie industry?
Popcorn !!!!! Why would you even think... Ugh.