No matter how ready we are to take our relationship to the next level, we still experience some awkward awareness shedding our clothes for the first time with a new guy...
When that happens, here are the thoughts we have:
My thighs are such a cock block.
They're pushing his hips away from mine…
Can I physically spread my thighs far enough apart for him to get in??
More cushion for the pushin’ my ass—
At least he doesn’t have to see that part.
Please don’t ask for doggy-style. Please don’t ask for doggy-style.
Unless the lights are off…then hell yeah.
Wait. Is he not going to turn the lights off?
Will he watch as I undress?!?
I better just attack his face so as to distract him.
He’s bound to notice the pants though…
There’s no avoiding that—those aren’t coming off without a fight.
I am so much bigger than him.
He notices that right? How can he not??
I feel like a beached whale—
Just as sexy, too.
I need to just rollie pollie this one out and be the best damn lay of his entire life.
If all that fails...at least I have big boobs.
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