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19 Reasons Sarcastic Girls Are Hands Down the Best Girlfriends

Name a better girl than the sarcastic girl to be in a relationship with… I’ll wait. She’s chill beyond belief, has a heart of gold, and the quickest wit you’ve ever experienced. Sure, there are times when you wish she wasn’t so harsh, but every endless tease, every time she mocks you or bursts out laughing at you is pure love. 

Her brutal honesty and ability to make even the most mundane tasks fun are what makes her such a keeper. If you cross paths with a sarcastic girl, don’t let her be the one who got away because you sure as hell are going to regret that. 

1. She’s almost always messing with you

Don’t take it too seriously she’s playful. Joking is natural for her and honestly, if she’s not making jokes then you have something else to worry about. 

2. And if you don’t know if she’s joking, safe to assume she’s joking

The default mode of your phone is silent, and the default mode of her mouth is sarcastic.

3. Yes, she is laughing at you. But that’s because she likes you

She wouldn’t laugh at you if she didn’t think you could laugh at her, too. Your misery might make her smile, but only because she wants to be the one to help you up and hug you after you fall down.

4. Those mean comments are her version of PDA

There’s nothing more intimate or affectionate than her calling you an asshole and kissing you afterward.

5. Oh, and she’s going to remember every embarrassing thing you’ve ever done

That time you tripped outside the movie theatre, that time you fell down the stairs, the time you said something that was supposed to be funny and came off as weird, she’ll remember it all. She likes to keep her joke bank fresh, so don’t think that anything goes unnoticed or is off limits.

6. But you can (and should) make fun of her too

She can honestly take a joke better than anyone else because to her it’s not the end of the world. It’s fun when you bite back.

7. Those times she comes off cocky is just a front

She’ll say inflated things about her appearance, like “damn I look good” when she’s at her worst. She doesn’t spend hours on her face and she doesn’t actually think she’s the shit… well, okay, she kind of does, but she will not say it like that.

8. Because underneath that hard exterior is a soft, gooey center 

She’s only this sarcastic because she has mad layers of depth and feelings. For every mean thing she jokes about, she has five more nice things to say about you.

9. So learn to take a little hit, okay?

She’ll shove you, playfully punch you after a good joke, and obviously hit you with a verbal shot to your glass jaw. The better you take it, the more she loves you.

10. If she’s ignoring you in a big group, it means she likes you, yes you

Don’t get used to the loads of attention she pays you when you’re alone. She’s not really about PDA or making you feel like royalty when there are a bunch of people around. She’ll never be the ball and chain, and the more she ignores you, the more she can make eyes at you and mouth “I hate you,” which is basically a sign of head-over-heels, stupid crazy affection.

11. I hate you = I love you

Always. Always. Always.

12. But sometimes she will say something really mean and immediately wish she didn’t say it

It’s almost like sarcasm is this involuntary reaction and SHE CAN’T STOP.

13. And she will occasionally say something incredibly sincere, but you won’t notice because you’ll think it’s sarcastic

…And then she feels pretty foolish for putting herself out there.

14. Because the truth is, being sincere doesn’t come easy

So when she gets serious, you need to pay attention. (And cherish it)

15. It may not seem like it, but she’s not trying to play it cool

She’s sensitive if that wasn’t obvious by now. Too sensitive. Could be why she is so sarcastic, but whatever.  It’s dumb, but she’s cool.

16. That’s why when it comes down to it, she’s so awkward at making moves

She truly, honestly does not know how to give you the signal that she likes you or that she cares about you. She’s hoping you will see through her sarcasm.

17. She actually has a lot of feelings… like a lot, a lot

She’s not an emotionless robot, she’s just a sarcastic lady. She likes to joke and mess around, but that doesn’t mean she’s a numb rock.

18. And no, there’s actually nothing in her eye

She’s actually having an emotional reaction to something and her eyes are sweating. You don’t need to stare at her like she’s on fire. She has feelings!

19. In the truest reality, you’re dating a sensitive, affectionate, loving person

Right? Right.

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