There’s nothing better than getting yourself off.
Think about it this way: You know your own body better than anyone else, even that guy you’ve been dating for what seems like forever, and that means that you never need to give yourself directions.
This is when you need to practice a little bit of “self-love” and check the boyfriend at the door.
When your day at the office was beyond stressful.
The fight with your bae that just never seems to end.
Literally 20 minutes after you buy a new toy...
Every single time you watch a 50 Shades movie.
After the sexy romance novel you’re reading gets you hot and bothered.
To celebrate the awesome new job you just landed.
When you need to remind yourself you can still be sexy after eating your weight in McDonald's.
Literally whenever you’re horny.
Anytime and everytime you have the house or apartment to yourself.
When you see a sexy picture of Ryan Gosling on a magazine.
Anytime you watch a sexy scene on Game of Thrones.
When your best friend is getting laid and you aren’t.
Literally whenever you’re bored.
If you’re holding too much tension in your body.
Whenever you’re too lazy to go to the gym.
After you exercise and you’re still on a runner’s high.
If your boyfriend gets off during sex and you don’t.
When your boyfriend falls asleep before you get home.
Anytime you do well on a something important.
Anytime you fail at something.
When you want to remind yourself how fucking sexy you are.
A satisfied girl is a happy girl and a happy girl is a productive girl, so you’re really just doing everyone in your life a favor by getting yourself off.
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