When you and your best friend meet up for a drink or 35, you both tend to lose any filter you might have had sober.
1. "Okay, we're only having a couple and then leaving."
*both of you end up waking up in the neighbors bushs, clutching a Taco Bell bag.*
2. "Let's take a shot!"
And of course one shot somehow turns into 6 back to back shots.
3. "I have to pee. Now!"
Everyone knows girls code, that means you have to pee too, even if you really don't.
4. "You're so pretty."
You both know you're supposed to ALWAYS hype your girl up.
5. "I love you."
After all those shots you're both blitzed and are starting to get all into your drunk feelings.
6. "I can't stand (insert cunty girl you spot)"
Which by default means you hate her too.
7. "I think I'm going to text him."
If she's really your best friend, she's gonna snatch your phone away and not give it back until that urge leaves your drunken mind.
8. "You better drink that or I'm punching you."
Because that's alcohol abuse, and plus, neither of you are quitters!
9. "That guy is hot."
As your duty of the best friend means it's your job to go be the best wing woman you can be.
10. "How man shots have we already had?"
That's code for you are both fucked up.
11. " I don't know, but we need more shots."
Yes, yes you do.
12. "How are we getting home?"
Uber, duh. This bitch needs to download that damn app.
13. "We're splitting the Uber hoe."
Cause that shits expensive.
14. "I'm so hungry."
Wait, did you guys even eat today??
15. "I look fat."
Which both of you know you're not. Tell that bitch to stop her pity party!
16. "I think I'm fucked up."
Translation: I'm definitely fucked up.
17. "Let's go dance!"
Until one of you trips in the 6 in heels you both now regret wearing.
18. "You're not allowed to cry over that Fuckboy!"
No seriously, he's not worth it.
19. "Thank you for being there for me."
Again, you both get into your drunk feelings after the 30th shot...
20. "We're getting food on the way home, I don't care what you say."
Like that's even a real issue, you both love food.
21. "No seriously, I'm not staying out late like last time."
*stumbles out of the bar together at 4 A.M.*
22. "You better not disappear, I will hurt you."
Girl code again, you NEVER leave your girl behind.
23. "Let's take a picture."
That actually means you both are going to take 900 of them."
24. "Is it okay to post this one?"
Because it's common knowledge that you never post a picture without you both agreeing on it.
25. "You're my best friend and I would be lost without you."
Duh, but you say it at least 60 times to each other just to confirm obviously.
Not only that, you both would be bored and lonely without each other.