Leslie Knope is the queen of all things.
This includes Pawnee, waffles, friendships, and relationship goals. She is the boss that we all wish we had and the friend that we all wish we could be.
And she is literally the greatest spirit animal to ever exist.
“We have to remember what’s important in life: friends, waffles, and work. Or waffles, friends, work. But work has to come third.”
“You know my code. Hoes before bros. Uteruses before duderuses. Ovaries before brovaries.”
“I need you to text me every 30 seconds saying that everything is going to be okay.”
“So just because I can’t go out with him someone else can? Wow.”
“I stand behind my decision to avoid salad and other disgusting things.”
“I love you and I like you.”
“I am SUPER CHILL all the time.”
“If I had to have a stripper’s name it would be ‘Equality’.”
“I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.”
“Everything hurts and I am dying.”
“I’m going to be direct and honest with you. I want a glass of red wine and I’ll take the cheapest one you have because I can’t tell the difference.”
“Guys love it when you show them that you’re better than they are at something they love.”
“I don’t want to be overdramatic but today felt like a hundred years in hell and the absolute worst day of my life.”
“I’m fart and I’m smunny and I’m a prize.”
“I took your idea and I made it better.”
“The thing about youth culture is that I don’t understand it.”
“I know this is a trap, but I don’t know how.”
“I guess some people object to powerful depictions of awesome ladies.”
“God, I am so annoyed that he would hypothetically do that.”
“I am a goddess. A glorious female warrior.”
“Well, I started crying because he gave me an eclair and then we made out and spent the night together. But this morning, in the cold light of day, I cooked breakfast and we made out some more.”
“I have an idea. It’s very uncool. It’s not illegal, technically. But it is a dick move.”
“Hey, Leslie. It’s Leslie. Hang in there. I love you. Bye.”
Honestly, if you can’t think of something to say, just use a Leslie Knope quote and people will think you’re funny and quirky.
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