Coffee aka the love of my life. It is surely better than any guy I've ever been with.
Guys come with extra baggage, coffee comes with extra delight. I don't know about you, but I know which one I'm picking.
1. Coffee is life’s only constant
2. It won’t turn into a lying asshole after 6 months
3. And it will be where ever you want it to be
4. Like in your car
5. Your living room
7. Lol coffee doesn’t cheat
8. And it doesn’t have an ego that needs to be stroked
9. It won’t get pissed at you for wanting it to be stronger
10. Or mad at you when you say it’s too weak
11. And it will definitely last longer than 3 minutes
13. With no need to return the favor
14. You can have it whenever you want
15. Where ever you want
16. Then go days without it
17. No strings attached
18. And there’s no saying how many coffees you can have in the span of a week
20. Who’s counting?
21. Coffee doesn’t catch feelings
22. Or insult you with a ‘come chill’ text in the middle of the night
23. It’s just there for you no matter what
24. Through thick and thin
25. Dark roast and light roast
The hell with men, drink coffee.
Embrace it, sip it, love it, don't get cheated on. Thank me later.
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