"Girls who swear are so unattractive". Oh, fuck off. Here is twenty-two things that all girls who cannot go a sentence without throwing in a good F bomb are sick of hearing.
1. Swearing isn't very lady like
2.Girls who swear are so unattractive
Guess whose judgmental ass is also unattractive? That's right, you.
3. You're to pretty to be using such ugly words
4. Swearing is such a bad habit
I know it's a bad habit, but if I wanted to quit, I could
5. You'll never find a husband with that mouth
Shit, I will. And you can bet he will swear just as much as me
6. Watch You're Language
7. I think you mean, "Pardon my French, young lady"
Nope, that's definitely not what I meant. But, okay.
8. Can't you say fudge or something?
Why would I say fudge when I could just say fuck?
9. All that swearing makes you sound so unintelligent
10. You need to wash your mouth out with soap
Pass me the soap and I'll also use it to wash away my memory of this conversation.
11. You clearly don't have the vocabulary to express yourself without swearing
My use of swear words does not mean I do not know other words, its merely a colorful addition to my already impeccable vocabulary
12. Ahem, Language
13. Why do you feel the need to swear all the time?
I just enjoy it, okay. It is fun, no other reason. Except when I stub my toe or something else obviously.
14. I'm going to get you a swear jar
I have been through several. They didn't work.
15. Swearing is low class and vulgar. No lady would swear.
16. You sound so ignorant when you swear
You sound so ignorant when you judge me for my choice of words
17. I prefer girls who don't swear
And I prefer billionaires, but beggars can't be choosers, can they?
18. Your swearing offends me