I know what I bring to the table. Believe me when I tell you to not pit another woman against me. It will not work in your favor.
If you talk about your ex in an attempt to make me jealous, I will yawn and look at my phone. If you tell me how hot a girl is, I will simply agree with you.
If you want to choose between me and another woman, I won't tell you to choose her. I will just remove myself as an option.
I enjoy competition. I will play you in Mortal Kombat until your thumbs hurt. I will talk shit during fantasy football. I will give my all during a pickup game of basketball. However, I will not compete with another woman for a man's attention.
I know who I am. I am fierce, smart, kind and funny. I am a joy to be around. I have friends who love me unconditionally, which is how much I love myself.
If you can't see my awesomeness, then I feel sorry for you.
You can't fool me. I won't hang on to your every word while you string me along, I won't believe your fake promises. I won't let you fill me with false hope.
I know the difference between someone who wants me and someone who values me. I know the difference between attention and respect.
I am lovable. I won't settle for someone who loves me…and her…and that girl over there. So, no, I won't compete for you like you are a parking spot or a job.
You are not the prize, I am.
I know what I bring to the table. I bought the table. In fact, I bought the house and everything inside of it. I will be respected. I will be valued.
If you can't do that, then in losing you, I have really won.