We’ve Finally Been Blessed With An Emoji To Respond To D*ck Pics

Every year, iPhone users are blessed with some new Emojis to add to our collection of little symbols that we use to replace actual text messaging and words. With every passing update, we get some incredible new cartoon symbols that will immediately become our favorites. But, this time around, we’ve got one that will change our lives for the better.

Introducing: the brand new emoji that will make its way into being your favorite emoji in the world—the pinching hands.

Coming in every skin color and style, this emoji will immediately be every woman’s favorite response to annoying boyfriends, creeps in her DMs, and unsolicited d*ck pics online. The pinching hands obviously looks like someone comparing the small space between the thumb and the index finger to the awfully small size of someone’s…nether regions.

Women online are utterly excited to put this bad boy to good use.

https://twitter.com/kathbarbadoro/status/1092892003388530688

https://twitter.com/alicegoldfuss/status/1092930292757585921

https://twitter.com/bootlegmuslim/status/1092895978191872000

Can’t wait.

21 Reasons Why Millennials Are The Worst Generation

I think we can all agree that millennials are just the worst. We feel entitled to every little luxury like access to public health care and having a roof over our heads—who do we think we are?

Ask any Baby Boomer you can find. Millennials are lazy, self-centered, and we put perfectly good establishments like JC Penny’s and Office Depot at risk. How our generation has fallen so far from the tree is beyond me.

These are just a few of the many indisputable reasons why millennials are the worst.

1. They’re incredibly stuck up.

2. They have no idea how to save money.

3. They are constantly broke.

4. Millennials are the most entitled generation.

5. Seriously.

6. Everything comes so easy to them.

7. They’re far too forgiving.

8. They’re blatantly disrespectful.

9. Millennials are way too sensitive.

10. They spend too much money on brunch.

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