A few days ago, writer Beth McColl asked the Twitter community to list the pettiest reasons they swipe left on dating apps.
what’s the pettiest reason you’ve ever swiped left on someone? once after a few wines and a bad day at work I saw a guy on Hinge whose profile said that even if money was no object he’d still do his current job and i was like FUCK YOU BRO. SWIPING LEFT. FUCK OFF. JOB LOVING FUCK
— Beth McColl (@imbethmccoll) February 10, 2019
She also shared a couple of her own pet peeves, which included “loving job too much” and “sharing a name with a family member”—both undoubtedly petty but also fully understandable. McColl’s tweet brought forth dozens of responses from folks disgusted by everything from flip-flops to hiking pics to words like “doggo” and phrases like “fluent in sarcasm” in bio. Here are 31 of the most relatable:
1. Sharing a name with a family member:
2. Tongue-out selfies:
3. Loving ‘The Office’ as a personality trait:
4. Or working out as a personality trait:
5. Any mention of sarcasm:
6. Playing sports:
7. Fishing:
8. Hiking:
9. Rock climbing:
10. Having a Snapchat:
11. Spelling their name a certain way:
12. Sharing a name with an enemy:
13. Having a too-exciting life:
14. Having attending the School Of Hard Knocks:
15. Or the University Of Life:
16. Cowboy boots and hats:
17. Bad sunglasses:
18. Bad words:
19. Camo:
20. Burying the lede:
21. Any of this:
22. Former college athletes:
23. Harry Potter:
24. Star Wars:
25. Taking ones self not seriously enough:
26. “Too much makeup”
27. Any of these phrases:
28. Or these:
29. Orrrrr these:
30. Wacky faces in profile pics:
31. FLIP FLOPS:
h/t BuzzFeed