Horse Riding As a Popular Kind of Alternative Therapy for Mental Health

Over the years, mental health has increasingly become a topic of concern. Every year, the percentage of the world’s population that is suffering from mental illness keeps rising. Records show that one out of every six individuals has one or more mental or related disorders. On a global scale, this means that at least more than one billion people are currently experiencing a form of mental illness with the most common cause being anxiety disorders.

However, the most common techniques involve one-on-one therapy with a psychologist, a pediatrician, or a neurologist. There are also some unique alternative therapy techniques like horse riding therapy, etc. These techniques have proven to be very useful in addressing some of the underlying or otherwise elusive components of mental health disorders.

Understanding Equine-assisted psychotherapy

Equine-assisted therapy is an experiential form of treatment that involves equines. It’s not used as a sole form of treatment but in cohesion with more traditional remedies. EAP is an interactive process featuring a mental health professional, an accredited equine professional, and a suitable horse. Together, they address the rehabilitative goals set by the mental health professional and client.

Horses act as a large biofeedback machine that provides clients and therapists with information on the client’s changing mood. Horses are very social beings who can teach some life skills better than humans. Horse riding holds immense therapeutic value for people with mental challenges.

Below, we will be discussing how horse riding can be used as an effective alternative therapy for mental health.

Improved interpersonal skills, assertiveness, and communication 

Many people suffering from mental health problems find it difficult to interact with other humans. Therefore, mental health professionals advise that animals such as horses be introduced to these mental health sufferers. 

Working with horses helps establish interaction patterns that they will eventually have with humans. Exercises like riding, leading, grooming, or halting horses teach people with mental illness how to approach others with awareness and respect. The patient, with the guidance of a mental health professional, learns to see the horse’s response through an objective lens.

Conquering fears

Horses are large and powerful creatures that can be intimidating to the average person. However, they are very accommodating animals and easy to be with. They allow patients to come to them with all manner of issues and imperfections, which helps them to relax, get comfortable, and face their fears. This will then enable patients to build a level of confidence that helps overcome a lot of their mental challenges.

People with mental health problems process any feeling of confidence quickly through finding comfort in their relationship with a horse. This empowerment further translates into other areas of their lives, which then allows them to live a more productive life.

A way to identify and Cope with feelings

A common fact associated with people dealing with mental health issues is the inability to cope with their emotions. They will turn to drugs in a bid to numb fear, anger, sadness, and even joy. The first step to successful therapy is learning to identify such feelings and cope with emotions.

Horse riding as a therapy is a powerful and effective way to help get in touch with thoughts and feelings. This is because some types of patients e.g., Drug addicts, have learned to live in denial for so long; therefore, they don’t know how to detect and deal with feelings.

Horses are powerfully sensitive to emotions and react to whatever feeling you are experiencing. For example, if a person is aggressive or angry, the horse tends to pull back. But when a person’s emotions are calm, free, and kind, the horse responds accordingly.

Unbiased and non-judgmental safe space

Mental health therapists and professionals offer a safe space for clients to explore deep emotional hurts and painful experiences. However, they are still humans, and this makes some patients uncomfortable to share their deepest thoughts openly. 

With humans, building therapeutic rapport and trust enough for the patient to be vulnerable can take a lot of time and might eventually be futile. But horse riding offers a unique safe space that helps the patient ease tension, providing a sense of peace. Horses react to the client’s emotions and behavior calmly and without any threat, bias, or judgment.

Building trust

The nature of a horse is soothing, gentle, and protective. They are also very straightforward in their communication without any manipulation or lying. They neither judge nor blame, and their presence can be the healing balm that patients need. The kindness of a horse can create trust and build happy memories for the client.

For instance, a person who has post-traumatic stress disorder(PTSD) as a result of childhood abuse might believe that a big and more powerful human or animal will hurt them. However, having a firsthand experience of a horse’s kindness and protective nature while riding can change that perception. 

This experience helps the person trust again and begin to open themselves up to relationships. They also acquire the ability to ask for help without seeing every powerful person as dangerous.

Valid considerations

Before exploring horse riding as an alternative therapy for mental health, consider the following factors.

● Proper timing:

The type of mental health challenge a client faces could determine if it’s appropriate or not to explore equine-assisted psychotherapy. They may first need to go through some time in rehab to develop some emotional, social, and intellectual skills before exploring EAP.

● Fear

As much as horse riding is useful in the treatment of mental health issues, the client may fear large animals. We could pin this down to the fact that animals may constitute a part of their trauma. If this is the case, horse-riding will spark the memory. A mental health provider must determine that a patient is fit for this kind of therapy. This can be determined through a thorough assessment of the client.

● Cost

Equine-assisted therapy is fast gaining traction as an effective alternative therapy for mental health issues. As such, it may not be covered by insurance benefits. The cost of exploring EAP will vary by the patient’s location and can range in price. So it is advised that you discuss this with your insurance company and your local equine therapy facility.

Final thoughts

Horse riding is an effective alternative therapy to help patients with mental health issues to interact better and conquer fear. They will also become self-aware, assertive, and build trust without judgment or bias, putting in mind some valid considerations. It’s best to practice EAP in a conducive equestrian estate or horse farm for effective outcomes.

About The Author

Dominic Beaulieu is an expert writer who specializes in creating various training and professional upgrade courses, materials and manuals. He mainly writes on development, digital marketing, design, business strategies, etc. This breadth of specialization allows him to write expert columns on the most pressing topics in today’s society and to specialize in creating  writing reviews in Pick The Writer and Writing Judge.

Vegan Celebrity Quotes That Will Make You Rethink Your Diet

What Famous People Are Vegan?

Fun Facts, Ryan Gosling is a vegan and refused to wear a leather jacket while filming Blade Runner 2049. Instead he wore a stunning vegan leather jacket by Renee April. The material? Laminated Cotton. Here is a list of some famous celebrity vegans and their quotes. Perhaps you have been considering a vegan diet? Here are some inspirational quotes to  motivate you to put the animals first and to keep them off of your plate.

Michelle Pfeiffer- (Actress)

“Eating A Vegan Diet- It’s Just So Much Healthier- And You Avoid A Lot Of Toxins That Could Age Your Skin And Your Body, I Really Noticed A Difference In My Skin Not Too Long After Switching To Fully Vegan.”

Joaquin Phoenix- (Actor)

“It Takes Nothing Away From A Human To Be Kind To An Animal”

Tony Kanal (Musician)

“I’ve Always Just Loved Animals And You Just Start Making The Connection Between What You’re Eating And What Happens To These Poor Animals And Once You Start Making Those Connections And Realizing The Truth Behind What You’re Eating, It Just, There Wasn’t Any Other Option For Me.”

Alicia Silverstone (Actress, Entrepreneur)

“Being Vegan Helped Me Realize I Can Say And Do What I Believe Is Right. That’s Powerful.

 

Moby (Musician, Author)

“Could You Look At An Animal In The Eyes And Say To It: ‘My Appetite Is More Important Than Your Suffering’?”

 

Liam Hemsworth (Actor)

{For My} “Own Health And After All The Information Gathered About The Mistreatment Of Animals, I Couldn’t Continue To Eat Meat.”

 

Natalie Portman (Actress)

“Eating For Me Is How You Proclaim Your Beliefs Three Times A Day. That Is Why All Religions Have Rules About Eating. Three Times A Day, I Remind Myself That I Value Life And Do Not Want To Cause Pain To Or Kill Other Living Beings. That Is Why I Eat The Way That I Do.”

 

Tobey Maguire (Actor)

“It’s Never Really Been That Hard For Me. I’ve Never Had Any Desire To Eat Meat. In Fact, When I Was A Kid I Would Have A Really Difficult Time Eating Meat At All”.

 

Lewis Hamilton (Athlete)

“Every Bit Of Meat, Chicken, Or Fish You Eat, Every Bit Of Leather Or Fur You Wear Has Come From An Animal That Has Been Tortured, Pulled Away From Their Families And Brutally Killed.”

 

Jared Leto (Actor, Musician)

“Twenty Solid Years Of Eating, Vegetarian/Vegan And Taking Care Of Myself.. That Probably Helps The Preservation Process.”

 

Ariana Grande (Musician)

“I Love Animals More Than I Love Most People, Not Kidding.”

 

Ellen Page (Actress, Activist)

“Why Are Vegans Made Fun Of While The Inhumane Factory Farming Process Regards Animals And The Natural World Merely As Commodities To Be Exploited For Profit”?

 

Kat Von D (Entreprenuer, Celebrity Figure)

“Years Of Cultural Programming Have Taught Us To LoveSome Animals While Eating Others, When In All Reality, All Animals Are Sentient Beings With The Capacity To Feel Both Physically And Emotionally.”

 

Olivia Wilde (Actress)

“I Am Really Honored, And Very Inspired To Continue Living The Vegan Lifestyle That Has Been So Good To My Body, My Animal Friends, And The World We Live In.”

 

Jessica Chastain (Actress)

“I’m A Vegan, I Don’t Want To Torture Anything, I Guess It’s About Trying To Live A Life Where I’m Not Contributing To The Cruelty In The World.”

 

Jenna Dewan-Tatum (Actress)

“I Remember Very Clearly The Day My Mom Made Chicken Fingers, I Was Like, ‘Wait, This Was Alive? This Had Parents? I’m Not Eating It Anymore.”

 

Justin Timberlake (Musician, Actor)

“If You Knew How Meat Was Raised”

 

James Cromwell (Activist, Actor)

“I’m An Animal Rights Activist Because I Believe We Won’t Have A Planet If We Continue To Behave Toward Other Species The Way We Do.”

 

Morrissey (Musician)

“Nobody Can Possibly Be So Hungry That They Need To Take A Life In Order To Feel Satisfied- They Don’t After All, Take A Human Life, So Why Take The Life Of An Animal? Both Are Conscious Beings With The Same Determination To Survive, It Is Habit, And Laziness And Nothing Else.”

 

Emily Deschanel (Actress)

“People Don’t Think About How Each Of These Animals That We Call Dinner Have The Same Kinds Of Personalities As Our Dogs And Cats.”

 

Mena Suvari (Fashion Designer, Actress, Entrepreneur)

“You’re Doing A Good Thing For The Environment, You’re Doing A Good Thing For The Animals And You’re Saving A Lot Of Money.”

 

Will.i.am (Songwriter, Musician, Activist)

“It Took Me Ten Days To Drop My Cholesterol, I Lost Eight Pounds, My Blood Pressure Came Down. In Ten Days My Skin Cleared Up And My Breathing Was Right.”

 

Patrick Baboumian (Athlete)

“What Actually Happened Was The Opposite Of Everything I Had Expected. My Athletic Performance Stayed Stable And Even Improved In The Long Run. Today I Am Significantly Stronger Than I Used To Be. And My Wellbeing Improved Fundamentally.”

 

Carrie Underwood (Musician)

“I Stopped Eating All Meat A Few Years Ago. I Would Feel Guilty That What Was On My Plate Was Walking Around Yesterday. Either I Could Live With That Or Stop Eating Meat. I Chose The Latter, And I’m Happier For It.”

 

Ava DuVernay (Filmmaker)

“Like Many Food Trends, That Seem New, Black Veganism Has Historic Roots.”

 

Ellen Pompeo (Actress)

“You Just Have To Get The Vegetables, But Vegetables Stay Good For A Week- And I Think We All Feel Better.”

 

Peter Dinklage (Actor)

“Thats The Funny Thing, People Think That It’s More Expensive And Harder To Find, But It’s Truly Less Expensive And Very Easy To Find.”

 

Erykah Badu (Musician, Songwriter)

“Vegan Food Is Soul Food In It’s Truest Form. Soul Food Means To Feed The Soul. And To Me, Your Soul Is Your Intent.”

 

Mayim Bialik (Actress)

After reading Jonathan Safran Foer’s book Eating Animals, “It Was Really After That Book That I Had Both The Education And The Confidence And The Personal Conviction To Be Able To Say I Don’t Know Where To Draw The Line Anymore, So I’m Not Going To Draw It.”

 

Bryan Adams (Musician)

“I’m Not For The Killing Of Any Creatur, Whether It Be Seals, Cows, Dogs, Anything As I’m Totally Against Animal Cruelty. I Don’t Eat Or Wear Animals, So I’m Opposed To Fur And Any Other Kind Of Animal Products.”

 

Cory Booker (Politician)

“I Want To Continue To Be A Part Of A Movement Of Folks Who Are Fighting Against Corporate Interests That Are Undermining The Public Good And The Public Welfare.”

 

 

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Straight From the Horse’s Mouth…Ten Fun Facts from an Animal Communicator

What I do as an animal communicator is definitely different for a lot of people, and I totally get it! If you had told me ten years ago this would be my job I wouldn’t have believed it, but I am so grateful that I have the opportunity every day to give animals a voice and to help pet parents feel more connected to the animals they adore. It is an honor and a privilege to do this work.

I connect with animals that are living, or in spirit, and I do so with a picture that their human provides along with a list of questions they want me to ask in a reading. I can work with animals around the world since I do not need to be in the same room with them. Energy is everywhere, and I am a soul connecting to a soul, which basically means my energy connects with the animals. I actually prefer not to be in the same room with the animal I’m talking to because it can be more distracting for me. When I go into a session I get very quiet and meditative so that I can focus extremely hard on the pictures, words, and feelings that come to me. Every communicator has its way and unique system, and this is mine. They are all right! It’s simply individual preference. I know my kids think it is cooler to be in the same room with the animal, but I love not being limited by proximity, and being able to work with animals and their people all over the world.

I can promise you one thing…nothing gets by your animals! They without a doubt understand everything going on in your home and in your life. Here are a few interesting and fun details from readings.

1. Animals remember their dreams

In a recent reading, someone asked me what their dog dreamed about. I saw something I’d never seen before when I saw this golden doodle puppy holding a banana and peeling it like a human would. I have learned to not second guess anything, and to trust everything that I see and hear from the animals, even though this sounded strange!

When I reported back to his mom she started laughing…he doesn’t get human food, but once he was able to get a banana from off the counter. When she came into the room the peel was on the floor and the puppy was licking his lips. I guess he loved it and dreams of having more!

 

2. Animals definitely notice their surroundings

In my training I had volunteers ask me verifiable questions, meaning they knew the answers and were basically testing my abilities for a grade. When I asked a horse named Red what was hanging in his stall next to the door he showed me a picture of him with his owner. I had no idea if that was a “horse thing” or not, to have pictures of yourself with your horse in their stall, but I jotted it down. When I reported this answer to Red’s mom she was stunned! In her mind, she was thinking of a salt lick, but right next to the salt lick is a framed picture of Red and his mom drawn by a young girl that is frequently at the barn. Red’s mom framed it and hung it up in the stall. That is what Red wanted to point out and it was an incredible detail holding so much meaning.

 

3. Sometimes pet parents have to think about the details I give!

Animals give details of their whole lives, not just what happened last week, so sometimes parents have to digest a few details and think about them. Other times pet parents are surprised by what they hear. A few months ago I was talking to an animal in spirit, and his mom wanted verification on what his favorite toy was. I immediately saw a parrot in my head. Random, but I never censor or second guess. When I reported back his mom was adamant that he didn’t have a parrot. Of course, I didn’t argue, but I was certain without a doubt that is what I saw! We moved on to other things and the reading was great. About an hour later I got the best email…she was telling her sister about the reading and guess what? The dog used to spend a ton of time at her sister’s house while she went to work, and his favorite toy at her house was A PARROT! She sent me a picture of a small stuffed parrot which totally made me smile.

4. Animals know what their life purpose is

This is a very popular question that people ask a lot, and the answers are often emotional. One dog told me that he was here to help his mom through depression and an eating disorder. Relaying that definitely required tissues for the mom and me.

5. Every animal has a unique personality

Just like people, every animal is different. Some are more serious and some are funny. Some give me information mostly in pictures, and others mostly with words. I have never laughed so hard in a reading as I did talking to two female guinea pigs. They were hysterical, bickering like two old ladies and fighting about which corner of the cage to poop in!

 

6. Animals can mirror physical symptoms of their owners

We are very emotionally connected to our animals, and they love us with everything they have. They can easily pick up on our emotions, and even things happening with us physically. Occasionally in readings animals will make me feel physical symptoms (I feel them in my own body during the reading) and then they let me know if it is something they feel in their own body or it is something they notice in their owner. I have had cats make me feel anxiety and even acid reflux which their owner confirmed they deal with.

7. Sometimes pet parents have to help me interpret

Communication isn’t foolproof! I am pretty accurate but sometimes I need pet parents to help connect the dots. I am shown things in my head in ways that make sense to me and things that I can draw on from my own life and interpret. Here’s an example that happened recently with a dog. His mom asked what his favorite toy was (I get this one a lot!) and I saw two things. One was a ball that bounced really high, not a tennis ball, but more like a rubber bouncy ball. His mom confirmed that he loves his moon ball that bounced super high. I also saw what looked to me like a stuffed hot dog toy because I saw a white “bun” with something in the middle. His favorite stuffed toy is actually a fish taco. I thought it looked like a bun, but it was a white tortilla. I needed a little help with that one!

8. Animals pick up on everyone and everything in the home

I have had animals tell me about their owner’s miscarriage, the kids’ learning disabilities, that their owner is looking for a new job, or just ended a relationship…you name it.

 

9. Animals like to collaborate with you

I am not a dog trainer, but I can help gather information on behavior issues and discuss them with the animal. They are usually excited to come up with code words, reward plans, and talk about why it is important to change a behavior. This isn’t always a quick fix, but it can certainly help!

 

10. Animals are not afraid of death like humans are

Every animal that I have talked to about this, whether it is near the end of their life, or they have already crossed over, pretty much says the same thing. They understand that dying is part of the circle of life. They are not afraid. Their humans shouldn’t feel guilty and they don’t want them to be sad. They aren’t scared of this phase of their journey.

As you can see the animals certainly keep me on my toes! I never know what I am going to get, and every reading is so unique. I feel really lucky to do this, and I am grateful to all the animals and pet parents that put their trust in me.

About The Author

Ali is incredibly passionate about communicating with animals. She considers it a huge honor to help animals have a voice and to help deepen the bonds between animals and their families.

Ali communicates intuitively with animals, which means she mentally sends and receives thoughts, images, and emotions to and from the animals. Ali doesn’t need to be in the same place as the animal. She typically works from a picture only.

Animal Communication can be helpful in many instances with pets of all kinds and is guaranteed to improve and deepen your relationships with your animal. Here are a few examples:

  • Help Behavior Problems – fear, aggression, separation anxiety, unwanted behaviors
  • Enhance Training
  • Address Quality of Life Issues – find out what your animal wants and needs to be happier, bond with your animal
  • Get Assistance During Illness and Death
  • Get Help Introducing Animals to Each Other & Adopting Animals – find out about a rescued animal’s past
  • Understand your pet’s life purpose
  • Learn about your pet’s past life

To learn more about animal communication please visit my website www.alikatz.com

 

10 Reasons Why Cat Girls Are The Best Girls

Even if you’re a dog person, you’re better if your girl is a “cat girl” and here’s why.

1. She’s a cuddler
Despite their reputation, many cats are very affectionate. Just like humans, they cuddle because they feel safe and they like spending quality time with you. Cat girls get plenty of practice snuggling their kittens. They will always be up for a warm cuddle on the couch when you’re feeling down.

2. She’ll give you your space
A cat girl is a cuddler, but not a clinger. Any cat owner understands that sometimes the one you love just needs some alone time. Cat girls know that their cats care about them, even if they’re out of sight. They can extend the same thoughtfulness to a human partner.

3. She knows how to take care of you
Taking care of a cat can be a delicate business. Cat girls learn to attend to their pet’s unique needs–from the dry food cat food and the litter box, to all the little things that keep the cat entertained and happy. She will care for you just as attentively.

5. She’s creative
Studies show that cat owners are non-traditional thinkers. A cat girl has her own way of looking at the world. This makes her a one-of-a-kind girlfriend. She will be ready for adventures and brimming with fun date ideas. Above all, life with a cat girl is never boring.

6. She values peace and quiet
A cat girl is likely to be more introverted than a dog owner. She won’t force you to spend time at parties you don’t want to attend. Because like cats, cat girls understand the importance of serenity. They need some relaxation to recharge their batteries.

7. She is well groomed
Expect a cat girl to take after her pet. Cats spend 50% of their waking hours grooming themselves. A cat girl will be meticulously clean. She appreciates good hygiene and a tidy household, and she can take care of herself.

8. She’s committed
Though an indoor cat’s lifespan is listed at 13-17 years, they often live to at least 20. Cat girls are in it for the long haul. They know what it’s like to coexist for years with another being, sharing their space gracefully. They will be just as dedicated to their human relationships.

9. She has an open heart
According to the ASPCA, 31% of pet cats came from an animal shelter (compared to 23% of dogs). 27% were strays. As such, a cat owner is likely to have a generous and caring spirit. She sees the good in everyone. She has the desire to help those who need it most.

10. She’s funny
The life of a cat owner is full of quirks. Cat girls (and guys) have created their own brand of humor based on living with a feline. A cat-loving girl will probably share in this humor, and let you in on the joke.

Author Bio: Paige Jirsa– I work with Top10.Today, a shopping comparison site, where we strive to help consumers find the best quality and priced products.

Pet Owners Outraged To Learn That PetSmart Does Not Allow Pit Bulls In Puppy Play Group Events

If you’re a dog owner and you own a pit bull, you know firsthand that your breed gets a bad reputation. For one, pit bulls are not all aggressive, fighting dogs. In fact, most of them aren’t. It’s all about how you raise your dogs that matters. I, for one, own a pit bull and she is the sweetest, kindest, gentlest soul I’ve ever come across. I have friends who own 10-pound dogs, miniature whatever, and their dogs are 10x as aggressive as my pitty. In fact, one of my friend’s dogs bit my 3-year-old nephew, unprovoked, while my pit bull has never pit one person in all the time we’ve had her—just saying.

However, pit bull owners know that regardless of how sweet and loving our pups are—once someone sees it’s a pit bull, they automatically get scared and nervous. It’s a load of crap if you ask me personally. And, I’m not alone in feeling this way.

Recently, Facebook user Jasmine Marzini posted two separate direct messages to two different pet store franchises to see if they would allow pit bulls in their puppy play events. One of the two companies actually does not allow pit bulls present when they host these events—can you believe that? Marzini asked the same question to both PetCo and PetSmart to see how they would respond.

PetSmart started off by saying that they allow pit bulls to come to their hotels, their grooming services, and other private amenities—however, they do not allow pit bulls in their off-leash social classes or their Doggie Day Camps. Their reasoning? “To protect their associates and other pets.”

Marzini decided to ask the same question to PetCo to see if they would have a different response. And, they did. Petco said that they allow all breeds to come to their events—and they do not discriminate against any breed in particular.

People who saw Marzini’s post began to share their own thoughts and feeling on the matter—which, led to many sharing photos of their “vicious pits.”

Obviously, not all pit bulls are vicious and not all owners train them to be that way, either. It’s time that people stop discriminating against pits because some people use them as fighting dogs. It’s clear that families who do bring them into PetSmart or Petco to socialize are not the kind of people who will be training them to fight and attack.

I mean…look at my Indiana—does this look like a vicious dog to you?

I rest my case.

h/t: Facebook.

60 Things Dogs Would Say If They Could Talk

Am the only person that looks at my dog as I’m rubbing its belly and wonders, What would this pooch say if it could talk? I wonder if certain breeds would have accents. I wonder if I’d still love my dog if it had voice. Would we argue and bicker? Would it tell me when it is time to purchase a dog ramp? Verbal communication is hard and sometimes painful. As much as I wish my dog had a voice, maybe there is a reason dogs can’t talk. Maybe our dog can teach us more about love and lacking judgment and happiness because they can’t talk. But if dogs did have voices, they might say some of these things:

  1. Wake the fuck up and take me outside!
  2. Are you going to feed me?!
  3. Why do I get little food? I’m still hungry.
  4. I won’t tell anyone what you are doing, but I would tweet about it if I had thumbs.
  5. Yes, I drank out of the toilet. What do you mean? You go to the bathroom there?!
  6. Throwing the ball isn’t that difficult when I’m the one chasing it.
  7. Are you really gonna drink wine alone on a Friday night? I’m snapchatting this to all my friends. No judgement though.
  8. Yes I’m large, but I want to be a lap dog. Don’t you have dreams?
  9. Why can’t I pee in the house if you can?
  10. Can you turn on Animal Planet? The Puppy Bowl is this Sunday!
  11. I have crush on the dog down the street.
  12. I don’t like the thunder! Stop laughing at me!
  13. If I’m humping my stuff animal, don’t snapchat me. That’s an invasion of privacy.
  14. Why do you always step on me?
  15. Asking if I chewed on the couch is a stupid question. Who else would it be? Your roomate?
  16. Yes, I played with the toilet paper. You left me alone for six hours.
  17. Why the hell did you buy a cat? The cat sucks.
  18. Why does the cat get to use the bathroom inside? I get yelled at for that.
  19. I’m very selective. You can’t just bring a random dog here and expect me to like them.
  20. Offering to give me a treat, then forgetting you made that promise sucks. Are you Satan?
  21. How would you feel if I put you on a fucking leash?
  22. Oh that boy on the park is on a leash. I feel for you kid. Respect.
  23. Why the hell is there a tree in the house if I can’t pee on it?
  24. How about you go outside in the rain?
  25. I’m teething and it hurts. Don’t yell at me for chewing everything.
  26. I smell bacon! I want bacon!!
  27. While you were on your cell phone not watching me, I got lost and it’s getting dark and I’m scared.
  28. Why must you talk to me like I’m an infant? I’m 91 years old in dog years.
  29. I’m about to get car-sick and you don’t seem to care.
  30. Okay, I just threw up. Don’t yell at me – I warned you.
  31. I hate getting wet. Why do I need a bath?
  32. You tricked me! You told me we were going for a ride and then you took me to the goddam vet.
  33. I hate this cone.
  34. How would you feel if I put a cone on you and watched you walk into every wall?
  35. Why are we watching this stupid show? And why are you crying?
  36. Why must you insist I wear this sweater? I look like an idiot.
  37. Why am I wearing shoes? I don’t go anywhere.
  38. Why am I in this cage? This is animal cruelty!
  39. You brought me to a house and are leaving me. Why?!
  40. Oh you’re going on vacation? I could use a vacation. Take me!
  41. I’m sorry I took a shit in the house, but where the hell have you been and why are you wearing the same clothes from last night?
  42. Can you please scratch my butt? I wouldn’t ask you to do it if I could do it myself.
  43. You have an entire cupboard of food. Why do I only get fed twice?
  44. I’m thirsty and my bowl is downstairs. Help! I’m gonna die!
  45. No, I don’t want to wake up this early. Leave me be.
  46. I just had a nightmare that the mailman was coming for me.
  47. Speaking of the mailman, I hate him.
  48. Stop taking pictures of me and posting them on Instagram. I look fat today.
  49. You are annoying me so much right now. I want to bite you.
  50. Why can’t I come in the house? Everyone else is in the house.
  51. There are so many people at this party and they keep touching me. I don’t know you. Stop that.
  52. No, I don’t feel like going for a run. My legs are half the size of yours.
  53. You brought me to play with a dog that looks like a mouse. I could eat him if I wanted to.
  54. There’s a stranger in the house. Alert! Alert!
  55. This snow is getting stuck to my fur and I’m freezing my ass off.
  56. Where do you go all day and why do you leave the TV on? I don’t even like The View.
  57. I’m gonna go upstairs and pee in your room just to spite you, but I’m gonna frame the cat.
  58. I don’t trust the cat. I never know where the cat is.
  59. You’re going to miss me when I die.
  60. I’ll haunt you if you replace me.

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