22 Savage Instagram Captions Perfect For Throwing Shade

Instagram is really a fabulous app for millennial and it serves so many unique purposes. For starters, it is a great way to showcase the life you want to perceive yourself to be living and easily make others despise you for having what they don’t. The reality of it though is that what you perceive yourself to be on Instagram is just want you want people to think of you, not really who you are…but that’s a whole different story for later.

 

If you are going to fall into the flow of using Instagram to perceive yourself as something specific, then why not throw shade at all the people who did you wrong with a lovely caption and a photo that says, “nothing bothers me.” Captions are a perfect way to throw some shade via Instagram.

For Throwing Shade At The Boy Who Did You Wrong:

1. “Silly me, expecting too much from people again.” – Unknown

 

2. “Don’t come back when you realize that I’m rare.” – Genereux Philip

 

3. “Some people don’t realize what they have until it’s gone, but that does not always mean they are supposed to get it back.” – Stephan Labossiere

 

4. “I gave your nickname to someone else.” – Drake

 

5. “All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.” – Mae West

 

6. “As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.”  – John Lennon

 

7. “All of my ‘let’s just be friends’ are friends I don’t have anymore.” – Drake

 

31 Things Only A Beach Girl Would Understand

Any Season, Any Time I am A Beach Girl

Ever wonder how non beach people find true joy? I grew up on the sand, and it is a huge part of me. The sea calms me and rejuvenates me. Here are thirty one things you will only understand if you are a true beach girl like me.

 

1.) You don’t mind wet sand on your feet. You let it dry and fall off naturally like an exfoliant.

 

 

2.) Wet bathing suits are comfortable to you.

 

 

3.) It’s a badge of honor to remove a pound of sand from your bikini after a jump in the ocean.

 

 

4.) You cannot resist doing a cartwheel on seashore sand, crowds or not.

 

 

5.) When you step on sand, you immediately take your shoes off.

 

 

6.) Your dream wedding consists of a barefoot beach wedding. And a bikini clad honeymoon with your beau.

 

 

7.) You love the smell of suntan lotion. Anything coconut and tropical all the time.

 

 

8.) You use your Calm app to play the ocean to put you to sleep.

 

 

9.) You buy anything that smells like the beach. Candles, Household Cleaners, even face wash.

 

 

10.) You own at least twenty bathing suits.

 

 

11.) You’ll justify buying a short dress because it makes for a great “cover up” for your beach days.

 

 

12.) Your screensaver is some Maldives pic. Yeah, you know the one…

 

 

13.) When you eat at the beach snack bar, the food tastes good only when some sand and sea air has touched your fries.

 

 

14.) Your Summer Playlist is constantly on rotation on your phone and computer

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