28 Thoughts Every Woman Has During Seriously Bad Intercourse

5. MY CLIT IS NOT A CHEW TOY. GOD DAMNNIT.

6. Do I have to count them towards my body count if I don’t even enjoy it?

7. Will he be offended if I ask him if it’s in yet?

8. I think you need to reinvest in a ruler. Or 4th-grade math.