28 Signs Tonight’s Forecast is a 99% Chance of Wine

 

Weekend mornings even consist of wine. Hello, mimosas. Wine with bubbles?

You’ll drink wine alone or in the company of the others. Honestly, what’s the big difference?

 

Free wine will always make your day. It somehow tastes even better when it’s free.

 

You automatically like someone more if they bring you wine without you even having to ask.

 

You’ll never turn down wine tasting. It’s funny how 8 glasses of wine seem impossible, but 8 glasses of wine can be done in one sitting at dinner. Don’t be afraid to deny it.

 

If you have a stressful day, you’ll drink a glass of wine to relax. It’s what people do.

 

And, if you have a successful day, you’ll drink a glass of wine or two to congratulate yourself. It’s a perfect one of a kind system.

 

You really can’t complain too much about life when you have a completely full glass of wine in your hand.

 

Keep calm and drink a glass of wine.

Published by

Alexa Thompson

Passionate Journalist aspirant.  Twitter handle: alexamayt Facebook URL: https://www.facebook.com/alexamaythompson

Exit mobile version