Admit it, you already binge watched every episode of the first season of Riverdale.
And these are probably all the thoughts you had
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Wow, great fucking casting job…
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Murder mystery…already interested.
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Wait..Is that…Luke…Perry aka Dylan McKay?
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Cheryl and Jason’s relationship is creeeeeeeepy
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And they look too pale to be alive.
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Ms Grundy’s kind of hawt!
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And so are Archie’s abs…They’re a perfectly imperfect match.
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But the hot teacher acts a bit sketchy
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Although every character looks suspicious AF!
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Specially Betty ’mom. Something’s definitely off with Alice Cooper
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Actually all moms seem a little bit on the cray side
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Speaking of cray, Chery Bloosom’s obsession with her brother is questionable #incest
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But her taste in lipstick is on point, so I’ll look the other way
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These girls are CONSTANTLY putting on makeup
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5 min ago I thought Veronica was a manipulative bitch, but look at her now being all sassy and cool!
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Am I team Betty or team Veronica? I’m both #friendshipgoals
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But I want Veronica’s cheerleading moves and…ALL of her wardrobe
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Speaking of wardrobe, Jughead is rocking that…crown?
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Wearing Cat ears like Josie and the Pussycats should become a thing
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And Betty’s ponytail should not
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Still not buying that Archie has musical talents
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At least not compared to the Pussycats
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Ok…still not over Luke Perry playing a dad
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Wait, what’s going on?
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Betty, stop freaking me out!
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Chuck + Sticky Maple = WTF
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#justiceforchuck ?
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Gotta admit, Betty’s dark side caught me off guard
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Need.to.know.what.happened to Jason Blossom
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I’m loving all 50 shades of Jughead
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OMG just realized Jughead is Ben ( Ross’ son ) from Friends!
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I’m not sure who I want Archie to end up with but…
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I’m definitely rooting for Betty and Jughead forever
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This is drama, over drama, over drama…I’m hooked
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But, I need to find out who killed Jason Blossom like right now.
