After Christmas, she showed up with more toys for his kids—which, teaches them nothing about being “grateful for what they have,” so, he was already annoyed. Then, she tried to cause some serious trouble between u/i_love-lamp and his wife.
I was making myself scarce tinkering around in my shed and apparently she looked in the cabinet under my aquarium and saw this:
and automatically assumed that it was some kind of penis enlarger. LMFAO! She proceeds to go tell my DW that she thinks I have a weird side of me that I am hiding and she thinks DW should have a talk with me. My wife said that her mom was totally serious, a little mad even, and my wife asked her to explain so MIL goes get my ‘cock pump’ from the cabinet and shows it to her.
My DW said she nearly pissed her pants but she held her composure and quickly walked outside and yelled for me to come in. When I got in she said “my mom has a question for you.” MIL asks what I need that ‘sick device’ for? I calmly explained what it was and that she should really worry about her own life. She noticed that DW was about to die inside from containing her laughter and she stormed out of the house. It was great. I can’t stand that bitch.