11.
HR at my work just called me and i thought i was in trouble for something but they just let me know my 11-year-old sister has been commenting on their instagram every day telling them to give me a raise
— natalie (@natfos) July 27, 2018
12.
I can drink 3 cups of coffee and go straight to sleep and this is just one example of what is fundamentally wrong with me as a person
— Maria Zembillas (@Maria_Zembillas) November 6, 2018
13.
we are getting TWO Mamma Mias and exactly ZERO Pappa Pias and that’s how i know feminism is working
— miel (@miel) July 17, 2018
14.
Every time I see a girl in her early 20’s cry over a guy who is older and exponentially worse looking than her and probably doesn’t own bedsheets who won’t commit I’m like wow straight women need to unionize and demand better conditions
— Julia Claire (@ohJuliatweets) September 1, 2018
15.
boys prioritize their household necessities so weird. I’m currently in a house w/ no shower curtain in the bathroom, but 3 TVs in the living room
— ash (@ashleytaylorfow) September 3, 2018
16.
teach a man to fish and he’ll turn around and try to teach you to fish like he invented it and you’re an idiot
— dirt prince ?? (@pants_leg) June 26, 2018
17.
There is a group of women getting on my flight and one has a shirt that says “just divorced” and the others have shirts that say “divorce support group” and they are all plastered. Those are the type of friends everyone needs in their life lmao
— Ashley (@a_pfeiffer13) January 6, 2018
18.
personally i believe wanting bangs is almost never about wanting bangs and if u want bangs u should go to therapy first
— jugs bunny (@alliewach) February 7, 2018
19.
bitches in middle school used to b like “wear a skirt w me tomorrow!!”
— brë (@brelaxin) May 15, 2018
20.
my boyfriend and i colour-coordinated our outfits today ? pic.twitter.com/JwALvN8Oxq
— •??•? (@adiiilaaa) February 13, 2018