21.
the term “resting bitch face” is misleading b/c a bitch never rests
— Sarah Nicole Prickett (@sylvia__north) January 24, 2018
22.
my coworker is currently telling me about how her boyfriend stuffed a xanax up her ass last night & i just really don’t wanna work at fucking applebee’s anymore
— P? (@paige_leblanc) November 2, 2018
23.
told my boyfriend I was going to start my period and he said, “AGAIN??”
it’s like, you know what, you’re right, I’m cancelling my subscription.
— m. diane (@cULTMOTHER) June 11, 2018
24.
Last week one of my art teachers suggested I ‘dial down the feminism.’ Today I showed him my newest piece: pic.twitter.com/VrnB4oJ8Cz
— AlexBertulisFernande (@alexbertanades) February 7, 2018
25.
i told my little brother that it was fine if we didn’t get ice cream and he said “are you sure? i looked it up online and it said when girls say they’re fine they’re not”
— Julia Moore (@JuliaMoore179) November 20, 2018
26.
sephora be like “would you like to redeem your beauty insider points today?<3” pic.twitter.com/5m3ICjuHm9
— culera (@viviunuu) July 16, 2018
27.
you ever process your emotions in a healthy way just to flex on your dad
— Abby Govindan (@abbygov) October 21, 2018
28.
I told him
let’s get this bread
but he
was gluten free
– rupi kaur
— Svenskt invandrarbarn (@vemsawarya) October 21, 2018
29.
types of vacations I need
– a week to deep clean everything I own, twice
– a week to just sleep, then sleep some more
– a week where I don’t speak to anyone
– a week where I can cook constantly and never have to clean up
– 2-3 days where I don’t have to make any decisions— folu (@notfolu) February 5, 2018
30.
Overheard a woman say very angrily on the phone “I married a stale ham sandwich of a human” and calling someone a stale ham sandwich is probably my new favorite insult
— Are you there god? Its me Tina, from school. (@Emma_Oh_) February 24, 2018