What day is it?
Today we are celebrating the groolest of Holidays, October 3rd, also known as National ‘Mean Girls’ Day. Just ten years ago Cady moved from her Martian world of homeschooling into the wild jungle girl world that is public high school.
In honor of Mean Girls Day, here are 35 things from high school that every girl still has to deal with:
1. Bitches Shutting Your Ideas Down
2. Wardrobe Malfunctions
3. Getting Dumped
4. When You Try Really Hard to Impress Someone and You End Up Smelling Like a Baby Prostitute
5. Dealing with Scum-Sucking Road Whores
6. Feeling Like No One Notices You
7. Regretting Talking About Someone
8. Frenemies
9. Gaining Weight
10. Answering Dumb Questions
11. Aggresive Bitches
12. Lying About Being Sick So You Don’t Have to go Out
13. Douchebags That Want to Butter Your Muffin
14. Explaining Your Halloween Costume, I’m a Mouse, Duh!
15. Embarrassing Yourself in Public
16. PMS
17. Being Called a Whore
18. Wearing the Wrong Outfit
19. Being Sterotyped
20. Getting Tricked
21. Having Really Bad Breath in the Morning
22. Still True
23. Dealing with Haters
24. Friend Drama
25. Girls Trying to Sabotage Things with Your Man
25. Giving Up on Your Diet
26. Getting Excited When Your Crush Talks to You
27. Having a 5th Sense
28. Girls Texting Your Man
29. Telling Yourself They Are All Fugly Sluts
30. Stalking Girls On Facebook
31. Discovering Your Hidden Talents
32. Seeing People You Hate
33. Having those emotional days
34. Wanting to Tell People Off
35. Slowly Figuring Stuff Out
