“Unfortunately, my dad has snapchat and is always snapping me. So he was on my recent snap list, right under my best friends. I sent my friends a video of me shotgunning a beer and my very traditional dad also received the video at 12:30 am…he wasn’t too happy with me.
About 2 hours later, I decide to snap my long-distance boyfriend a sexy picture for him to wake up to and my drunk thumbs selected my dad instead- again! Thank god I could log into his snapchat before he could open that one…”
-Lauren, 21
It happens to the best of us…???
“I live with my dad and I came home WASTED one night. He walked downstairs asking what I was doing? I answered, “making mac and cheese???. And then he said “I see that, but your butt naked.???
-Gwen, 22
When in doubt, blame it on someone else!
“I stayed overnight at my boyfriend’s house when we first started dating. Since we were so young at the time, we were made to sleep in separate beds. I ended up having to sleep in the same bed with his mother- down towards her feet along with two of her other babies. In the middle of the night, I had a dream about peeing on a toilet and it felt a little too real.
So, of course, I pissed my pants in his parent’s bed.
His mom didn’t notice anything until that day when we woke up and she started smelling something funny. She found the big spot and I felt my face burning redder than fireworks on the fourth of July. I blamed it on my boyfriend’s little sister. His mom totally believed that shit and went on with her day.”
-Summer, 18
That’ll be hard to explain at work tomorrow…
“My coworker and I were sharing a room at this beautiful hotel that our company paid for as part of our Christmas party. We decided to go to the bar after the party and I got trashed. I don’t remember walking back to the hotel, but I do remember regaining consciousness in the shower where my friend was telling me to get out because the front desk said I was using all the hot water. I wasn’t, I was sitting on the drain and it was about to flood the shower and bathroom.”
-Kennedy, 25
Mor-ti-fied…
“My boyfriend’s company was having a big beach barbeque for the Fourth of July. After a dip in the ocean, I walk over to take a seat with my boyfriend and his boss. My boyfriend’s boss then informed me that my tampon string was dangling out of my bikini… Fantastic.”
-Cameron, 28