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The Lost Moms of the World

 

For the love of pancakes, I am not Dorothy; I cannot click my ruby red slippers together 3 times and have a pack of Scooby Snacks magically appear, although I wish I could, trust me.

 

On the bright side of this madness, you’re not the only mom lost in a world of left over spaghetti-o’s. Well, unless you’re Brenda. You know Brenda, we all know Brenda. The super organized Mom who has color coordinated outfits and neatly packed lunches ready to go the night before, so that she can indulge herself in a 6 a.m. palates work out ‘sesh’ in the living room?  Immediately after her morning rejuvenation, she awakens her well rested children up to the smell of fresh bacon, eggs and a motivational speech? 7 days a week? Yeah, Brenda, we see you.

 

Brenda is awesome. Be more like Brenda.

 

Well Brenda, I’d love to be more like you, but considering I just dropped my kid off at day care still in her pajamas, with a pack of pop-tarts and her hair thrown into a messy bun because we needed more time for morning cuddles and alarm clock punches, is far more than enough to tell me that I’ve got a long ways to go before Ill be anything like Brenda.