The Lost Moms of the World

 

For the love of pancakes, I am not Dorothy; I cannot click my ruby red slippers together 3 times and have a pack of Scooby Snacks magically appear, although I wish I could, trust me.

 

On the bright side of this madness, you’re not the only mom lost in a world of left over spaghetti-o’s. Well, unless you’re Brenda. You know Brenda, we all know Brenda. The super organized Mom who has color coordinated outfits and neatly packed lunches ready to go the night before, so that she can indulge herself in a 6 a.m. palates work out ‘sesh’ in the living room?  Immediately after her morning rejuvenation, she awakens her well rested children up to the smell of fresh bacon, eggs and a motivational speech? 7 days a week? Yeah, Brenda, we see you.

 

Brenda is awesome. Be more like Brenda.

 

Well Brenda, I’d love to be more like you, but considering I just dropped my kid off at day care still in her pajamas, with a pack of pop-tarts and her hair thrown into a messy bun because we needed more time for morning cuddles and alarm clock punches, is far more than enough to tell me that I’ve got a long ways to go before Ill be anything like Brenda.

 

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Sabrina

Am I the only one who finds it extremely awkward trying to compose an ‘about me’ paragraph about yourself? Like what do I say? Is this too much information? Should I use a filter? Am I being conceited? I guess this is the part where I should have the mind set of “Zero F$@k’s given” right??  Anyhooo, My name is Sabrina. I am 25 years young. Which, wow, that’s actually not young, its half way to 50 (don’t remind me). I am a Mom to a beautiful, rebellious, know-it-all, wild child named Paisley Jean. She’s 4 going on 25 to say the least. & I’ll just let it be known right now, that Paisley’s mom DOES NOT have it going on, & in my blog, you will see first hand, your typical-average single mom, trying to juggle work, finances, hobbies and parenting, all in while trying to keep up with the latest trends and so forth. I’d also like to add that I am pretty spontaneous, so I cant exactly guarantee what exactly my blog will consist of. I tend to get an idea in my brain, and run with it, sometimes pretty far, sometimes not so far. Hence to why you will more than likely see a lot of DIY trial and error posts accompanied by a couple of curse words… This is the moment where I start to feel incredibly awkward, wondering if that was too much information or not enough…I’ll let ya’ll be the judge.  Also I enjoy long walks on the beach. Ha! Funny I am. But really, I do enjoy long walks on the beach.Twitter handle: Facebook URL:

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