Lost between selling your kids on e-bay and plotting an unexpected visit to the A$$hole who created “mommy finger mommy finger. Lost white trying to find a tiny piece of sanity when at the final moment of rest, your mini human is demanding Scooby Snacks, fruit juice, a four-leafed clover, blood from an OX and a partridge in a pear tree, all at the break of midnight. (By the way, have you ever tried to tell a 4 year old that your Scooby Snack supply has run out? If I could describe the process in one word, it would be “impossible.”
After offering them every single alternative snack in the history of cavities, the English language is no longer comprehensible to your out-raged 4 year old. At this point, you’re fumbling through every snack drawer in the house praying that there is ONE pack of scooby snacks hidden somewhere the back while your kid is standing there, arms crossed, mean-faced as if you are some sort of extraterrestrial that should sacrifice the family dog as an offering to the superior snack Gods.
Am I the only one who finds it extremely awkward trying to compose an ‘about me’ paragraph about yourself? Like what do I say? Is this too much information? Should I use a filter? Am I being conceited? I guess this is the part where I should have the mind set of “Zero F$@k’s given” right?? Anyhooo, My name is Sabrina. I am 25 years young. Which, wow, that’s actually not young, its half way to 50 (don’t remind me). I am a Mom to a beautiful, rebellious, know-it-all, wild child named Paisley Jean. She’s 4 going on 25 to say the least. & I’ll just let it be known right now, that Paisley’s mom DOES NOT have it going on, & in my blog, you will see first hand, your typical-average single mom, trying to juggle work, finances, hobbies and parenting, all in while trying to keep up with the latest trends and so forth. I’d also like to add that I am pretty spontaneous, so I cant exactly guarantee what exactly my blog will consist of. I tend to get an idea in my brain, and run with it, sometimes pretty far, sometimes not so far. Hence to why you will more than likely see a lot of DIY trial and error posts accompanied by a couple of curse words… This is the moment where I start to feel incredibly awkward, wondering if that was too much information or not enough…I’ll let ya’ll be the judge. Also I enjoy long walks on the beach. Ha! Funny I am. But really, I do enjoy long walks on the beach.Twitter handle: Facebook URL:
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