You have your friends, and then you have your soulmate wifey. With your soulmate wifey, you never have to apologize for who you are, and she’ll never give up on you or your friendship.
Sometimes, your appreciation for her gets lost between the moments of pain and side cramps from laughter that you two share:
1. Thank you for getting me out of my head.
You’re one of the only people who make me live in the moment, so I’m hanging on to you for life.
2. Thank you for tearing my walls down.
I know that I have mad layers, but you took the time to figure me out, and only you know that I have a soft, gooey center under the hard exterior – like Entenmann’s cookies…or something.
3. Thank you for making me feel beautiful.
You’re the first person to tell me when my ass looks good, and when my eyebrows are on fleek.
4. Thank you for also telling me when my hair looks like shit.
You’re also the first person to tell me when my hair looks crazy, and when I need to redo my eyeliner wing. I love knowing that you’ll always be honest with me without feeding me any bullshit.
5. Thank you for never letting me dance alone.
Our dance style will range from “white dad at a barbecue” to “stripper whose rent is due tomorrow.???
6. Thank you for my laughter 8-pack.
My day is never dull with all the shit you send and tag me in.
7. Thank you for putting up with me.
And for reading all of those screenshots that I sent you with vivid details about my interactions with so-and-so.
8. Thank you for making fun of boring people with me.
I couldn’t have survived all of those social interactions – with really serious, pretentious people – without you. We always mess with them like cats with laser pointers: they’re the cat, and we’re the laser pointer.
9. Thank you for always having my back.
You’re my ride or die wifey for life, and whenever someone screws me over, you take it more personally than I do.
10. Thank you for being weird with me.
You always got me, and you’re the only one who I can do all those accents and impersonations with.
11. Thank you for bringing out my Trap Queen confidence.
With you, I can be the life of the party; you make me not give a shit about what people think.
12. Thank you for thinking the same people are wack.
We both have the same people we want to slap in the face.
13. Thank you for making life suck less.
With you by my side, I feel like somehow everything is going to be okay; thank you for believing in me when I don’t believe in myself.
14. Thank you for reminding me I’m a badass bitch.
You remind me of how dope I am in my moments of self-doubt.
15. Thank you for being happy for me when things are going right in my life.
When things in my life are going great, you are the first person ready to celebrate. Sometimes I even feel like you’re more excited than I am.
16. Thank you for never letting me self-deprecate.
You tell me when I’m being a whiny bitch, need to shut the hell up and move on. I love you for it.
17. Thank you for also knowing when I’m really hurting.
For all the times that you didn’t know what to say, but were there listening and wiping my tears away: thank you. I would never have survived without you.
18. Thank you for giving that douche a chance.
Even though you knew he would suck, you’re the only one he had to win over, so you were still patient and tried to like him.