11. Was that fake laugh too fake? God, I hope so.
12. I’ve been watching YouTube videos all morning, so yes I’m too busy to check that for you.
13. Once again, no one asked what your plans were this weekend mainly because no one cares.
14. SHUT UP! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, JUST STOP TALKING.
15. Chew with your mouth closed you cow!
16. I think you might be the reason people become alcoholics.
17. Just wondering, why did you think you could wear a crop top to work? Again, just curious.
18. Do you aim to start a conversation at the worst possible time? Or are you just that gifted?
19. Get your eyes off my screen, my god!
Maybe, just maybe, she’ll get that big, fancy job she’s always wishing she had.
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