The best part of a best friendship is that there are no judgments.

 

And that means you’re free to be your absolute weirdest (and questionably worst) self with them. They’ve seen you at your hyperventilating, dry-heaving, sobbing with mascara down your cheeks, and completely drunken rambling about your ex self, and still loved you.

 

There are some things that you can only do with your BFF because anyone else would judge you. Hard. Or be absolutely disgusted. Or both.

 

Ugly cry.

 

Especially when you’re both drunk.

 

Eat literally all the food.

 

Pizza, fries, mozzarella sticks, Cheez-Its, cookies…

 

And you probably do this without leaving the bed/couch.

 

Peel off each other’s face masks.

 

Say, “OMG feel my legs, they’re so smooth/hairy!”

 

And actually touch them, obviously.

 

Get waxed together.

 

And then talk about how it went.

 

Facebook stalk each other…when you’re together.

 

Talk about pimples.

 

And other weird bodily functions.

 

Text each other your symptoms when you think you’re dying.

 

Best friends are as good as doctors, right?

 

Send each other ugly snaps.

 

And pictures of the weird bruises and cuts and weird things on your body.

 

Come up with weird inside jokes that no one else understands…

 

…and proceed to laugh about them in public so everyone else thinks you’re crazy.

 

Go to the bathroom with each other.

 

Nipple check each other when one of you is worried you might fall out of your top.

 

You probably have a code word if it’s close to happening.

 

Share everything from mascara to bikini bottoms.

 

But never boys, we gotta draw the line somewhere.