9 Things Only Carelessly Naked People can Relate to

 

Your friends have seen you naked more than they like 

The question never is who hasn’t seen me naked, but who has seen me clothed. You have no shame.

Flashing someone by mistake doesn’t faze you

While most people get embarrassed, when things they many consider public humiliation, one wave too big, and a missing top later, you brush it off fully accepting that could have happened to anyone.

Walking around the house 

If you are home alone, chances are you are in a bra and underwear, which only becomes a problem when someone unexpected knocks at the door. In the event that happens, you run away.

 

Changing 

You have to remind yourself to put the shades down, when changing, because while it doesn’t bother you, you recognize your neighbors may not have the same views.

 

Being reminded to put clothes on 

You often had to be reminded growing up, “people are coming over, go put pants on.” And every time you resented your mother a bit, for making you comply with societal expectations.

 

Sometimes you wish being naked what socially acceptable 

In reality you just wish you could change people’s views towards nudity but you accept that will never be the case.

 

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