We meet somewhere…a bar, a friend’s house, online. You think we’re cute, and you ask us out. Should be pretty easy, right?
Well, guess what? We’re 90’s girls, and before you decide to get invovled, there are a few things we think you should know:
1. You’ll never be my number one guy, that’s for JT
2. But I will try to make us wear matching outfits like Britney and Justin
3. Don’t be concerned if I have a shrine of you in my closet
4. I’ll trust your judgment, just not as much as I trust my Magic 8 Ball
5. My cooking experience doesn’t go beyond my Easy Bake Oven desserts
6. Don’t expect much from me for our lunch date
7. Tattooing each other’s name will include milky pens
8. When we have “the talk” about our future, I will go to M.A.S.H for help
9. If you want to impress me, tell me how many licks it takes to get to the center
10. The perfect ring for me will be able to tell me my mood
11. I’ll probably give you a mixed CD for every major occasion
12. My ultimate relationship goal is to be like Corey and Topanga
