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13 Strange Addictions You'll Be Glad Aren't Yours

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“OMG! I’m like sooo totally addicted to that!???… We’ve all said those words, especially when talking about chocolate or HGTV. 

But these readers take addictions to a whole new level! Here are the 13 weirdest addictions we’ve ever heard of!

1. The adult Linus…

“I have a pillow I take with me anywhere I sleep. I sometimes bring it to work and take a nap on my lunch breaks. But the thing about it is…. I haven’t washed it in a little over two years. Me and my pillow are like a little kid with a blanket. I can’t sleep without it!???

-Lauren, 25

2. I guess this girl plans on getting lucky… every night.

“I bring my toothbrush and toothpaste every time I leave the house, just in case. I hate leaving someone else’s place looking like a hot mess.???

-Kimmy, 22

3. That must be the cleanest damn apartment in America.

“I need to vacuum and wash all of my dishes before leaving my house. Every. Single. Time.???

-Sarah, 27

3. Well, we all get off on something!

“I am always on top. The only way I get off is if he squeezes my ribs to get me to cum. The pressure is amazing.???

-Stef, 24

4. That’s a new security blanket.

“I NEED chapstick on me at all times. Ever since I was in high school, now an adult in the “real world,” the chapstick is my safe place. When I have it on, I feel content and calm. When I’m nervous or excited, I reach for it- even if I literally just applied it. The plus side is my boyfriend says I always have soft lips!???

-Kaitlyn, 22

5. …and how exactly would the phone help??

“I refuse to leave the house without my phone. I think I will get kidnapped if I don’t have it…???

-Joan, 20

6. This is a routine not to mess with!

“In the mornings I have to have a cup of water, then my coffee, wash my face, then have my breakfast. In that exact order. If not, my day will go to shit!???

-Hannah, 22

7. That is one concise list!

“My addictions? Snickers. Hickies. Ice cubes.???

-Valerie, 27

8. ANIMAL ABUSE!

“Not anymore, but when I was younger, I thought sacrificing my hamsters was the only way to get my crush to ask me out!???

-Jade, 29

9. Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!

“I don’t leave my house without my double blade batman knife. I feel like I’m going to be attacked if I don’t have it.???

-Margaret, 23

10. Cleanliness is next to godliness…?

“I am such a germaphobe! Not only do a wipe down my computer after work, I sneak around to my co-worker’s stations and wipe down their desks. I’m just terrified of getting sick!???

-Amanda, 25

11. That must be a loud bedroom!

“My boyfriend can only cum if I describe to him exactly what he feels like in me. I need to tell him how big he is and then tell him how he’s making me cum.??? 

-Jess, 23

12. Staying hip to the trends?

“I have to double check every social media app I have and check urban dictionary for new words and stalk all my exes before I can fall asleep.???

-Fran, 20

13. Just… eewww…

“Thank God this is anonymous… I need to shit like three times a day because I’m on a special diet. Because I spend so much time in the bathroom, I smell a lot of things. 

I’ve gotten addicted to guessing what a person just ate by smelling their poop! It makes me look forward to my next trip to the bathroom!???

-Rachel, 23


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