Cuffing season is upon us, people. Whether you acknowledge it or not, it’s officially the neediest time of year. Those of us who are single will be looking for someone to snuggle up and hibernate with until the spring.
Anyone who truly understands the struggle of cuffing season will appreciate all of these tweets. Don’t judge, it gets lonely out there.
apparently cuffing season has nothing to do with getting handcuffed to a bed. what a garbage season
— ryan (@ryanyeetz) September 1, 2017
Y’all ain’t slick “shooting your shot”
It’s cold outside, which means it’s cuffing season, WHICH means you just wanna steal my hoodies.
I stay woke.
— Broderick Hunter (@BroderickHunter) December 1, 2017
Me: I hate men I love being single
*weather drops below 70 degrees once*
— AQ (@jayceekay16) October 20, 2017
ok i thought cuffing season meant cuffing ur pants to wear with boots in the fall & now i’m sad
— The Drakula (@EllyTheCoolDog) December 3, 2017
cuffing season is just a nice way of saying the 3 month period when you and your partner(s) pass a mutating cold/flu virus back and forth
— jade (@plantdeath) November 20, 2018
its cuffing* season
*smiling with chapped lips and bleeding a little
— jaboukie (@jaboukie) October 18, 2018
I don’t want a boyfriend but I do want someone to take photos of me pouting while I drink apple cider in my finest knitwear.
— Emily Murnane (@emily_murnane) October 21, 2018
At some point I messaged 15 tinder matches “pumpkin spice and chill?” so clearly I’m not in a good place to think rn
— The Classy Gay™ (@The_Classy_Gay) October 10, 2015
LADIES: it’s getting chilly out there, I? know, but let’s put cuffing season on hold for a lil. Don’t fall for a dumbass because you wanna cuddle with someone, they have body pillows for that shit…I? know this because my bf prefers his body pillow over me when we’re in bed
— Loriana Fierimonte (@LFierimonte) December 6, 2017
Cuffing season is a bust so i’m just going to rent myself out as a space heater.
— DomTheBombDotCom (@dominickatm1) November 8, 2018
Bein single cool until it get cold out and you gotta start cuddling your ankles
— Devontae (@JustDevontae) December 26, 2016