As long as there’ve been boobs, there’s been boob troubles. Sweat, bras, size worries, and weird clothes, just to name a few. And as long as there’ve been boob troubles, there’ve been jokes about those boob troubles.
If you’re a person with boobs you might appreciate some of these hilarious boob jokes. Because who are we in this world if we can’t just occasionally let a joke get the breast of us. (Yikes.)
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Just slung my bra off & threw it to the other side of the couch where there are already 2 other bras. If my math is right, it's Wednesday.
— bubble girl (@JessObsess) June 6, 2013
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— Ruin My Week (@RuinedWeek) December 13, 2018
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The ones you keep closest to your heart hurt you the most.
Like the underwire in my bra that tried to stab me.
— Jes (@JesKeepSwimming) December 9, 2014
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Push me aside, but I will come back. Hide me, but I will always emerge.
I AM POWER.
I AM RESILIENCE.
I AM A BRA STRAP.— Mara Wilson (@MaraWilson) September 11, 2014
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This. 👇👇👇 https://t.co/KUhmRBdfXv
— Ruin My Week (@RuinedWeek) December 16, 2018
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If they could bottle how good it feels to take off your bra, that would sell for more than any expensive wine.
— tequila and cupcakes (@randomnloveit) February 27, 2015
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Took my bra off and a lighter, business card and $20 fell out so now my husband thinks I'm working as a stripper.
— Linda (@turtledumplin) November 20, 2015
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I wanted to feel liberated and empowered so I decided not to wear a bra tonight and now im paying for it from this painful bumpy uber ride
— Alexa Losey (@alexalosey) November 28, 2015
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This.👇👇👇https://t.co/BeiIpcrTVe
— Ruin My Week (@RuinedWeek) December 17, 2018
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There's no heartbreak like the heartbreak from your favorite bra officially retiring. 😭#thanksforbeingsogoodtome #youwerecute
— Becky G. (@iambeckyg) November 28, 2015
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if you don't know your friend's bra size are you really friends?
— bea (@beamiller) November 27, 2015
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— Ruin My Week (@RuinedWeek) December 10, 2018
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once I was wearing sticky boobs and I lost one and the next day when I went to turn in my ap world essay it was stuck to the front page
— sarah (@sarah_miesner) November 28, 2015
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It's so embarrassing when someone gets to second base with me and finds crumbs in my bra.
— bubble girl (@JessObsess) November 12, 2015
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in middle school my friend took off her bra under her shirt and flung it at our teacher bc he said he could see her bra strap
— ava (@tsvchako) January 16, 2015
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— Ruin My Week (@RuinedWeek) December 10, 2018
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I came, I saw, I got jiggly with it
Boobs probably
— ❤ Envy ❤ (@envydatropic) November 22, 2015
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My winter aesthetic is you can see my nipples through everything
— 🧷COURTNEY BLVK🧷 (@_courtneyblvk) November 28, 2015
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[At Doctor]
Me:I'm having chest pain
Doc:Did you buy a new bra?
Me:Yes! Thanks for noticing!
Doc:I meant it could be causing the pain
Me:Oh— Princess Buttercup (@GoldenSpirals) January 26, 2015
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Brazone : when a woman wants you to always support her, but gets rid of you the moment she is home and comfortable.
— Hinna Devi Singh (@hinnaz) November 20, 2013
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I'm scared. I have this weird stabby pain in my chest and it really hurts and..Dorito. It was a Dorito in my bra.
— Angie Davis ❤️’s peen (@AngieDavisHaha) October 7, 2012