Coffee Addict ?
How much iced coffee do you drink a day? Is it almost too much to keep track of? Are you known for your caffeine addiction? Would you date it if you could? Do you have a coffee problem? That’s okay, you’re in good company. Addicts read on.
1. You always have some with you.
2. It doesn’t matter if it’s negative fifty degrees, you have some.
3. You really can’t make it through the day without it.
4. It doesn’t matter what place you’re at, you’re definitely ordering coffee. Starbucks? Dunkin Donuts? Greasy diner? Your grandma’s?
5. Your barista knows your order without you saying anything because you get the same iced coffee every day.
6. You sometimes order two and drink them both.
7. You spend more money on coffee than on rent.
8. Your car is filled with the detritus of coffee—empty cups, straw wrappers, coffee-stained napkins…
10. You’re on your way to get some right after you read this.