This is for all of my peers who wonder what it’s like to get inside the brain of a legitimate crazy person.

 

1. I am the only one who is allowed to call myself crazy – It is not okay to call me crazy. I will say this though, if you’re crazy then for the love of God ACKNOWLEDGE it.

 

2. I don’t know how I’m feeling half of the time – I might be manic one second or level headed the next. I never know who I’m going to be when I wake up.

 

3. I’m not proud of it – Just because I’m not ashamed to call myself a nut job doesn’t mean that I am okay with it.

 

4. I will say s**t that I don’t mean – My deepest apologies, for real. Saying dumb things goes hand in hand with never knowing how I’m feeling or going to feel.

 

5. I’m not hiding from you, I’m hiding from them – It has nothing to do with you, it has to do with everyone else in the world. I hide because I don’t want to face my fears or risk ruining any other relationships in my life.