At the start of the summer, you made yourself a lot of promises and you had a lot of goals to meet – you started every morning with a clear goal in mind.
Now, whether or not that morning started at 6AM or two in the afternoon, is irrelevant.
1. Today, you’re gonna get up early and make yourself a good breakfast and watch the sun rise.
Today, you woke up at three in the afternoon, had a bar of chocolate, and never opened the curtains.
2. It’s only May! You’re gonna head to the gym and get that body of yours beach ready!
It’s almost August and you haven’t stopped eating pizza.
3. The sun is shining and your parents got new patio furniture – you’re gonna go outside and tan.
It’s how many degrees? You’re okay with looking like a ghost for the rest of the summer.
4. You haven’t seen your friends in a while, so you’ve decided that today is a beach day.
Your friends think you’re dead and you’ve forgotten what the outside world looks like.
5. Today is a make-up and nice hair kind of day!
Except the sun is gonna melt your face off. You’ll just wear the same tank top and short-shorts you’ve been wearing for the past week.
6. You’re gonna be responsible and apply for scholarships and grad school and internships for the fall.
Why would you do that? Summer is for fun. That’s not fun.
7. Summer is for reckless abandon and adventure! You’re gonna stay out all night and party!
Wait, there’s a Criminal Minds marathon tonight? Never mind.
8. You’re gonna learn how to waterski today. You’re gonna learn how to surf today. You’re gonna learn how to sail a boat today.
Today, you perfected the amount of time it takes to microwave Bagel Bites.
9. There’s so much of the world you haven’t seen! You’re gonna go hiking! You’re gonna explore!
You’re gonna maybe hide under a tree in the park down the road. Maybe.
10. You spent so much money during the year, so you’re gonna go get a job at the local pool today.
You just spent $60 on Amazon, but it was free shipping, so it’s fine.
11. It’s a rainy day, so you’re gonna catch up on your TV shows and all those books you wanted to read.
This is the fourth time you’ve rewatched Friends in a month.
12. Being on vacation is so productive and relaxing! You never want to go back to work/school again!
Being on vacation is awful, you have done absolutely nothing, you need to go back to work/school.
