Who ever said “the bigger the better,” must not have had boobs.
These “lovely lady lumps” are not always so lovely…
- You’re always the hoop for Bra-sketball – a game where boys throw crumpled paper down your cleavage.
- You spend more money on Bras then you do on college tuition.
- Victoria’s real secret is that she doesn’t know the alphabet, so she stopped when she reached D.
- Your heavy duty sports bras are practically bullet proof. You have the armour you need to go to war.
- Flowy shirts make you look 800 times larger because your boobs pull the shirt out to Guam.
- The stairs are hazardous, always hold on tight…to your boobs, not the railing.
- A backless dress is not in your future.
- Going bra-less is not an option.
- Either boys mistake my boobs for my face or they just like to look there when they talk to me.
- Not only are these boobs breaking your bank, but also your back.
- You’re fucking hot. And not because your boobs are so enticing, but because that’s the first place you sweat.
- When you lay down at the beach, you can forget about the ocean, your view is strictly boobs to the face.