I’ve met my closest friends through work. Something about being forced to work in a close proximity with insane people always creates the greatest alliances.
It just takes that one night of bonding for a work BFF friendship to bloom. One day, the two of you just looked at each other and realized that everyone around you sucks and you need to stick together for survival.
You both have the same crazy sense of humor and there are some conversations you can only have with them:
1. You hear something really shady but you have to play it off until you can talk in private.
2. So one of you will always text: “meet me in the bathroom?”
3. You: Ugh why does *insert name* always have to tell inappropriate jokes?
4. Work BFF: Okay so are we going to trust that dish *insert name* brought to the office? You: I dunno he’s shady.
5. When you’re sitting in a boring-ass meeting thankfully you can just communicate through facial expressions.
6. And then your boss tells a shitty joke but you gotta laugh ‘cause you’re broke.
7. You: *insert name* is hot….Work BFF: Don’t do it. You: Do you think he’s into me? I swear I saw him looking at my ass! Work BFF: ……
8. You: I need to get laid. Work BFF: Okay but not him. We’re meeting new men and getting laid this weekend. Enough is enough.
9. *So-and-so walk in together* To work BFF: You see! I told you those two were sleeping together!
10. *Uncontrollable laughter* You: we’re definitely annoying everyone in this office. Work BFF: I don’t even curr.
11. You come in late and work BFF just gives you that look like she knows you got the D.
12. She lasts exactly 5 minutes before asking you to give her all the dirty details.
13. You go out for lunch and end up getting tipsy so you start venting: Why isn’t he texting me? I thought we had a mof*cking connection. Idiot. Whatever. He’s not that cool anyways. His loss. I don’t even care.
*5 minutes later*
