It's that crazy time of year again, the sun is shining, the birds are chirping, and the feels are out to get you. If you stay sneezing throughout all of cuffing season, you might have a very serious allergy.
1. When someone asks you on a date and your first reaction is "LOL are you serious? People still go on dates?"
2. You can’t sit through romance movies without rolling your eyes or calling bullsh*t
3. The moment someone shows you unanticipated affection you either flinch or square up.
4. It’s been a while since your last crush, your too busy not caring to care.
5. You can’t remember the last time you said I love you to anyone besides your parents or the occasional passing dog.
6. Seeing PDA makes you nauseous and you can't help think in your head (and sometimes out loud) GET A ROOM.
7. You’re not the best at comforting people and when you try, it’s just awkward AF.
8. You immediately change the channel when an ASPCA commercial comes on. Too many feels.
9. You prefer being single to being in a relationship because there's no one to have to share food with.
10. You can’t help but scowl in sentimental situations, just to offset the emotions.
11. April Ludgate from Parks and Rec is your spirit animal.
12. When people get drunk and start professing their feelings, you have an arsenal of excuses ready so you can dip out ASAP.
13. You definitely follow your head more than your heart.
14. Expressing yourself on the rare occasion that you want to is difficult.
15. You’ve definitely been accused of not having a soul, but you know that’s not true! You have one of course, it just happens to repel mushy sappiness.