To be a certified shy eccentric is to be the kind of person who masks their weirdness with timidity.
You grew up being that kid who barely spoke in class, but when you got comfortable enough, you amazed your classmates with your craziness.
If you’re crazy weird on the inside and but timid on the outside, you may relate to a few of these quirks:
- You may be shy, but your stomach sure isn’t.
- Just ask your BFF who calls you a pig in the nicest way possible while watching you devour half a pizza pie.
- You’re known for your spontaneous accents, especially when you watch foreign films.
- And also for narrating yourself when doing mundane things. Tis’ indeed, I almost fell on mi ass.
- When you’re out with friends, you’re the shy one at first – taking their photos, shimmying to the music, and talking into their ears.
- But once you get comfortable, you’re actually the crazy one – crashing their selfies, hardcore booty popping, and screaming at them even if you have a soft voice.
- You hate the feeling of being so timid around new people, especially in big groups.
- Because your weirdness is at its boiling point, just begging to break the ice.
- Which is why you end up acting like a complete goof when you finally start socializing: Omg guys, the new Star Wars movie is coming out! I love Star Wars! Do you love Star Wars?! Let’s all watch Star Wars! Yaaaaaaaay!
- When you first talk to a friend about your favorite TV show, you do your best to keep the fangirling at a minimum.
- But the moment they show interest, is the moment you let it all out because you can finally share your obsession with another poor soul.
- The only family member who knows the real you is your cousin which is why they’re also your best friend. They’re just as weird as you.
- You’re always shocking new friends when they see a glimpse of your eccentric side: Wow, I didn’t know you were this crazy.
- You throw shade at people in your head: Look at this woman trying to cut me in line. B*tch, you tried.
- You love, love, love cartoons, but that might as well be a secret you take to your grave unless you’re drunk.
- You wish you can rap to your favorite songs at the club, but it’s awkward when your friends do the same while looking at you because well…you’re being noticed.
- Which is why you like to do it alone while you’re cleaning the house. You especially enjoy using specific voices: If you’re having girl problems I feel bad for you SON. I got 99 problems, but a B*TCH ain’t ONE.
- People often mistake your eccentric side with confidence, but the truth is you’re just really, really weird and you’re cool with that.
