- Your plants have died from all the shade you throw.
- People that hate people do not have anger problems – we just have the factual understanding that people suck.
- You go on Facebook, read people’s dumb, vague beauty pageant statuses about how much modern society sucks. You log off Facebook.
- When you get a haircut you pray that the hairdresser will not start small talking with you.
- And when your phone dies, a little part of you dies inside, too – that means there’s like an 80% higher chance that some stranger will try to talk to you.
- If you’ve ever tried to work a job in customer service, you were definitely fired.
- Only your real friends understand that you don’t need to calm down a little more – people need to suck a little less.
- If you do go out you try to give it a chance, but then you pick up on conversations around you, “I’m just soo complicated Amy..” And you’re just like BYEEE.
- You’re only friends with people who hate people too – which is perfect because when you get together you have a mutual understanding and spend the entire time throwing shade.
- You don’t understand the excitement that someone can have about networking, you can never be close with this person – IDFWU
- You have your side eye down to perfection. It’s a part of who you are at this point.
- Sales People = Nightmare
- And if you’re a sales person you also hate people. You’re just paid to be nice…and not nearly enough.
- There’s no one you hate more than annoyingly philosophical people: “Well knowing is something that is very particular to the soul…to know is to understand…” Bitch you ain’t that smart, just answer the fucking question.
- Your spirit animal is a bird – so you could fly over certain people and shit on their heads.
- At times you wonder if maybe you’re a bit too harsh, maybe people aren’t that bad – but then you step outside and after your first interaction with a human you’re like, nah people suck.
- Why can’t everyone just be like you? Don’t you want to look like dissss
- You have a whole book of people you want to punch in the face. You are so dumb. You are really really dummmbbb.
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