The bigger the butt the better, right? That’s what makes the backside the best part of any body. The most fun way to add some fluff to your cushion is to eat a bunch of junk food and just hope it goes straight to your behind. But we all know the most effective way to get a nice, firm, and bigger butt is to do squats.
Squats are like going to the dentist: you really don’t want to do it, but it is much better than going to the gynecologist. While you are repeating the motion of dropping it low and picking it back up, you try to distract yourself from the eventual scorch of your thighs.
- How many of these do I have to do to get an Iggy-ass?
- My knees sure are paying the price for my butt.
- All I want is an ass that marvels, is that so hard to ask for?
- Shakira. Shakira. Shakira.
- My thighs are on fire.
- Am I done yet?
- Beyoncé. Beyoncé. Beyoncé.
- These look so much easier than they actually are.
- I can already feel my butt inflating.
- This searing sensation is unbearable.
- Who am I kidding, but butt is still a pancake.
- If I do 100 of these can I be done with working out for the year?
- Jennifer Lopez. Jennifer Lopez. Jennifer Lopez.
- Be fierce, you’ve got this.
- Channel your inner Rihanna.
- I’m not going to be able to walk for a week.
- Kimmy K. Kimmy K. Kimmy K.
- And even after that I will always walk like there’s a stick up my ass. Oh well.
