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20 Things Only People Who Are Tired, Like, All the Time Will Understand

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Being exhausted isn’t just some fleeting feeling we get over the course of our day. Tired is pretty much our general baseline state of being. It’s not a lifestyle choice. We were born this way:

  1. No, coffee is not just “a morning thing.” We need it all the time…
  2. Even out at the bar.
  3. Without coffee, we wouldn’t be functioning members of society.
  4. We can sleep anywhere…
  5. …At our desks using a computer as a pillow or at dinner getting cozy in a bowl of spaghetti.
  6. We had to give up reading…
  7. …Not because we don’t enjoy it, just because anytime we read it’s guaranteed that we’ll be fast asleep in two minutes, tops.
  8. Surviving lectures is obviously a challenge.
  9. We had to deal with the random moments of dozing off and drooling throughout every class.
  10. We just pray that no one saw it happen.
  11. Naps are not a mere convenience, they’re an absolute necessity.
  12. Without a nap to get us through the day, well, we simply aren’t going to make it.
  13. There’s just no chance.
  14. We set, like, five alarms for the next morning.
  15. Because if we aren’t annoyed to the point where we are going to smash our alarm against the wall…
  16. …We aren’t going to wake up.
  17. If we’re in a relationship with someone, we pray they don’t make the foolish mistake of disturbing our sleep…
  18. …Even accidentally…
  19. …Cause five seconds after we realize what happened…
  20. …They won’t be seeing us anymore.

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