You know that astrology isn’t quite as scientifically accepted as, say, science… but it’s not your fault that this stuff is just TOO TRUE.
- You need to know someone’s sign before considering a relationship with them. HE’S A PISCES, OH THANK GOD.
- That feeling when you fall for someone even though you know their sign means trouble for your sign. Damn you, sexy Scorpios.
- People judge you for liking astrology, but you shake it off. Judging me for liking astrology is such a typical Libra move.
- When MERCURY IS IN RETROGRADE, and you’re just like… time to bunker down with several boxes of wine.
- You try to tell other people that Mercury is in retrograde, but they just laugh. And then they come whining to you when they lose their keys and get their skirts stuck in their panties.
- You’re pretty excellent at guessing people’s star signs. Yeah, we’ve been talking for ten minutes and I already know you’re a Gemini.
- When you’re a Gemini and you’re sick of the unreasonable Gemini hate out there.
- If you’re a Cancer, you’ve felt a little irritated that your sign is called Cancer and your animal is a crab. Like… both? Really?? (Not that I’m biased.)
- You’re going to judge this list differently now that you know that author is a Cancer.
- You understand that astrology is a lot more than just knowing your sun sign and occasionally glancing at a free horoscope.
- You know where to find the quality horoscopes.
- Although sometimes your horoscope is all like, “You’re going to meet the love of your life today!” and you’re all like, “If by love of my life you mean sweatpants, then sure.”
- When you’re trying to figure out someone’s rising sign and moon sign, but they don’t know their birth time. I can’t help you if you don’t help me.
- When you find someone else with your sign and you instantly click. Sagittarius party!
- You have to remind yourself of your friends’ signs when they get on your nerves. She’s not being mean… she’s just a passionate Aries…
- When people just tell you to your face that they hate your sign. Um… thanks?
- You’ve tried to subtly figure out someone’s sign in conversation. Haha you’re so funny! Were you born in early December?
- Having to deal with all the stereotypes of your sign. Not all Cancers are crybabies, not all Virgos are prissy, and not all Capricorns are terrifying robots (not all of them, at least).
- When things don’t work out, even though he was your perfect sign match. Whyyyyy?? The stars were on our side!
- When you can’t explain why you feel so weird, and then you realize it’s a full moon. So THAT’S why I burst into tears watching cat videos this morning.
- Those times when sign descriptions are so on point, it’s scary. And that’s why you love astrology in the first place.
