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22 Reasons Every Occasion Calls for Wine

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There’s no such thing as a situation were wine is’t appropriate. Basically, no mattter what the question is wine is usually a pretty good answer.

  1. Wine is holy.
  2. I mean the Greek gods were complete winos, and they were pretty successful at life.
  3. Like… they were gods.
  4. Basically drinking wine = goddess status.
  5. Friends are so, so much easier to make with some wine.
  6. Like so much.
  7. You can make friends by bringing wine, by being brought wine, by gifting wine, or…
  8. Just being wine drunk with people who’ll give you all those friendly feels.
  9. Wine will make you feel classy as f*ck.
  10. I mean, if we’re really being honest wine is the classiest of any alcohol.
  11. Stick your pinky out while you indulge.
  12. Basically wine will make any situation look good.
  13. Burp all you want, just make sure you have wine on call.
  14. Shave your legs with a glass of wine in hand, you’ll feel all the classier.
  15. There’s nothing wine can’t make a class act.
  16. Wine will give you confidence for no matter what situation you find yourself in.
  17. You have to meet your boyfriend or girlfriend’s seemingly nice but terror inducing mother? Bring the wine.
  18. You have your final presentation of the semester on microbiological nanobots? Bring the wine (white wine… in a water cup, for camouflage purposes).
  19. Or you’re finally going to cut the string of your slowly unraveling relationship? Bring the wine.
  20. People change…
  21. Wine will never turn its back on you.
  22. It’s wine… shouldn’t that be reason enough?

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