There’s no such thing as a situation were wine is’t appropriate. Basically, no mattter what the question is wine is usually a pretty good answer.
- Wine is holy.
- I mean the Greek gods were complete winos, and they were pretty successful at life.
- Like… they were gods.
- Basically drinking wine = goddess status.
- Friends are so, so much easier to make with some wine.
- Like so much.
- You can make friends by bringing wine, by being brought wine, by gifting wine, or…
- Just being wine drunk with people who’ll give you all those friendly feels.
- Wine will make you feel classy as f*ck.
- I mean, if we’re really being honest wine is the classiest of any alcohol.
- Stick your pinky out while you indulge.
- Basically wine will make any situation look good.
- Burp all you want, just make sure you have wine on call.
- Shave your legs with a glass of wine in hand, you’ll feel all the classier.
- There’s nothing wine can’t make a class act.
- Wine will give you confidence for no matter what situation you find yourself in.
- You have to meet your boyfriend or girlfriend’s seemingly nice but terror inducing mother? Bring the wine.
- You have your final presentation of the semester on microbiological nanobots? Bring the wine (white wine… in a water cup, for camouflage purposes).
- Or you’re finally going to cut the string of your slowly unraveling relationship? Bring the wine.
- People change…
- Wine will never turn its back on you.
- It’s wine… shouldn’t that be reason enough?
