Those of us who are always in a rush aren’t letting the world pass by – we’ve just places to be, people to see, you know, a life to live. Still, despite our good intentions, we manage to get judged harshly by the rest. Though we don’t really mind; we don’t have the time to dwell anyway.
- Repeat after me: Phone, keys, wallet… Phone, keys wallet.
- You’re not proud of constantly bumping into people on the street…
- …But it’s not your fault they’re all slow walkers.
- Life’s a constant battle between you and the time.
- You’ve never been a quitter – except when it comes to long lines.
- You wish teleportation was an actual thing.
- You’re not in a rush – the rest of the world just moves in slow motion.
- Forgetting shit is sort of your trademark.
- You manage to make stupid mistakes sometimes because you simply weren’t thinking when you were moving so fast.
- Speed limits aren’t the law – they’re just a suggestion.
- Detail-oriented? Yeah, not on my resume.
- You either just miss the train or are right on time to catch it – there are no in betweens.
- You firmly believe that you were a race car driver in a past life.
- You wish you could see how fast the speed of light actually is.
- You start a new conversation before the last one’s even finished.
- If you were a movie you’d be “The Fast and the Furious.” Except it’d just be called “The Fast and the… Fast.”
- You’re always the first to get ready in your friends group…
- …And you’re the first one complaining when you’re all waiting for that one really slow friend.
- People constantly ask you how you get through your work so fast…
- …While you’re constantly wondering how they could’ve possibly not gotten through by now.
- You’re not letting life pass you – you just want to get to where you’re going so you can start living it already.
- Patience is a virtue – one you don’t have time for…
- …Your virtue’s efficiency.
