Your 20’s are when you truly become your own person. But there are some things that no matter who you are, you just can’t help doing:
- Cringing when you have to check your bank statement, especially after a night out
- Going crazy when music from your childhood comes on at a party
- Hitting ‘Next Episode’ on Netflix, at 2 a.m, when you said you’d watch just one episode
- Promising that you’ll have a productive day tomorrow…you even make an hourly schedule
- And you set your alarm to get up early…but then hit snooze at least three times
- Starting your diet tomorrow
- Making pacts with your roomies not to order drunk food anymore…and then breaking it that same night
- Immediately going to Facebook when someone doesn’t know who you are talking about
- Creeping on someone’s Facebook that you know of, but have never met
- Laughing at old emails, text, and Facebook messages even when you were completely serious at the time
- Following a fitness, nutrition or model’s Instagram as motivation
- Reading endless articles about relationships even though you’re not in one
- Wearing gym clothes instead of real clothes, even though the gym is not on your agenda today
- Spending more time telling your friends how much work you have than you do doing the work
- Going on Youtube for one video and then realizing you’ve been watching videos for an hour
- Eating healthy the entire day and then midnight binging
- Drunk snapchatting
- Complaining about how dead your hair is and then missing it the second you cut it
- Finding nothing to wear in your closet filled with clothes
- Having way too high of standards for every college break…hence the over packing
- Promising that you’re so done with your relationship, even though you and everyone AND their mother know this is the umph-teenth time you’ve said this
- Laughing at the same episode of Friends for the 100th time
- Always losing a friend at the bar no matter how hard you try not to, which leads to group chats of where everyone is and to come and find them
- Questioning why anyone would make that a Snapchat story
- Getting addicted to a show and losing sight of all other priorities
- Waking up at the crack of dawn, after a night out, and gasping for water
- Thinking you can do homework from your bed but then just taking your daily nap
- Checking with your friends how an email to a professor or a text to your ex sounds
- Bringing basically your entire closet to school but wearing less than half of your things
- Creating a strong dependency on coffee
Please share of any of these sound familiar!